You cannot gather here.
Do you like my hair like this?
Yes....and you cannot gather here.
Wow, sleeping with you is getting me nothing.
S5Tippecanoe and Taylor, Too
[Knock on door, Rory crosses room as Paris mutters to herself while polishing part of the ancient printing press]
Ben Franklin was out of his mind.
S5We Got Us a Pippi Virgin!
[Emily, Rory, and Lorelai are in the poolhouse - Richard's home while he and Emily's are separated]
Oh, my God. Will you look at this? [Shocked, she pulls out a vest dressed in colorful sequins]
Bright.
[dryly] And tasteful.
It's a vest.
Grandpa has lots of vests.
It's got glitter. It's a glitter vest.
So?
So? Where would your father wear a vest like this? Certainly nowhere he ever would've taken me.
Grandma, it's just a vest.
Yeah, Mom. There's tons of places he would wear that.
Name one.
Okay, I'm at a loss.
This is insane.
Mom, this is the place where unwanted things came to repose. Maybe it's a vest of his from the old days.
Our days never included Richard dressing up like that gay fellow whose tiger tried to eat him. I have definitely, positively never seen this vest. This is a party vest.
Okay, just put it back, Mom, and let's go.
[holds out the festive garment] You put it back.
You know, we've moved a lot of stuff around here tonight. We've got to cover our tracks.
Where did you find it?
Squished in the middle, as if he was hiding it from me.
[mutters as she returns the vest to the closet] Can you blame him? It's hideous.
How dare he have a vest like that.
It's a panic room.
Like Jodie Foster?
I have no idea.
I bought a panic room.
Like Jodie Foster?
What does Jodie Foster have to do with anything?
I have never seen Grandma so singularly obsessed about a piece of clothing.
Not since I wore my "Gas, Grass, Or Ass — No One Rides For Free" T-shirt to the Junior League spring tea.
S5Norman Mailer, I'm Pregnant!
Sookie, first thing we agreed on opening the inn?
What?
Keep Kirk away from the business?!!!
Norman Mailer, I'm Pregnant!
Am I wearing the same thing I wore last Friday night?
What?
Halfway here I was struck by the overwhelming feeling that I wore this exact outfit to last Friday night, and there’s no way I’m going in there to see my mother wearing the same thing I wore last Friday night because I may not remember but she sure as hell will.
I don’t know.
You don’t know?
You don’t remember but you expect me to?
Well, you look at me more than I look at me; you sit across from me at dinner. You had more of a chance to imprint my ensemble in your brain.
Sorry, no imprint.
Oh, that hurts.
Well I’m sure you don’t remember what I was wearing.
I most certainly do.
Okay, what was I wearing?
You were wearing a lovely and delicately understated, uh, outfit… well, you were definitely wearing these arms.
Oh, way to imprint, lady.
Stand in front of me, just in case. (Rings doorbell.)
MMaid
Hello.
Hi, we should be on the guest list. Holstein and Liza are expecting us. (Maid looks confused.)
Okay. Let’s try it straight. Hi, we’re here for dinner. I’m Lorelai the daughter, this is Rory the granddaughter.
MMaid
Oh! Okay, I’m sorry. Right this way.
She’s acting weird.
She knows I’m wearing the same outfit as last week.
She wasn’t here last week.
The world’s small, maids talk.
About you?
Yes.
Oh. With all that’s going on in the world, all the maids in existence are talking about you.
Huh. ‘Kay, now you’re making me seem a little stuck up.
MMaid
Can I get you something to drink?
Yes, a martini please.
Coke, please.
Oh, you know, maybe we should wait for my mother. Is she coming down soon?
MMaid
No.
Oh. Okay. Do you know if she saw what I was wearing through the window?
S5You Jump, I Jump, Jack
It's your choice, Ace. People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute. You climb up here with me, it's one less minute you haven't lived.
[Comes out in the dress Logan has bought her.]
I got your event integrity right here, mister.
[Looking down from top of 8-story high scaffolding]
High. We are very, very high.
I've been higher.
I meant distance from the ground.
That, too.
That was a once in a life time experience!
Only if you want it to be.
[Lane and Zack are finishing up their first date at their place, and Zack walks her to her bedroom.]
Goodnight, Zack.
Goodnight.
[Lane opens her door to see their bandmate Brian passed out on her bed.]
Oh, no.
This is bad news: Once he hits his REM state, Motörhead wouldn't wake him.
I am not a fan of ladders.
They scare the crap out of me too.
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