Lorelai and Rory in “A Messenger, Nothing More”

Lorelai

Hey, I should bring steak sauce, right?

Rory

For what?

Lorelai

Pizza.

Rory

I just got back from Italy.

Lorelai

So?

Rory

So they'd shoot you in Italy for that.

Lorelai

But this is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.

Rory

I forgot. Bring on the imperialistic condiments.