[Approaching with food] Hot plates.
See? He called me "Hot Plates." He so likes me.
“Written in the Stars” · Season 5
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Luke Danes (3), Rory Gilmore (2), Emily Gilmore (1), Paris Geller (1)
Is this like a Mafia thing?
Excuse me?
The whole coming in, special table, reserved sign. Are you gonna have to whack someone before the soup course?
No, I've filled my whacking quota for the week. [cringes] Dirty?
[wicked grin] Extremely.
Thought so.
I was just trying to remember the first time we met. It must have been at Luke's, right?
It was at Luke's, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day. The place was packed. And this person...
Oh, is it me? Is it me?
This person comes tearing into the place, in a caffeine frenzy...
Ooh, it's me!
I'm with a customer, she interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee. So I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. Finally I turn to her, and tell her she's being annoying. Sit down, shut up, and I'll get to her when I get to her.
You know, I bet she took that very well, 'cause she sounds just delightful...
She asked me my birthday. I wouldn't tell her, she wouldn't stop talking, finally I gave in. I told her my birthday. She went and got the newspaper, opened it up to the horoscopes page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me. So I was looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under Scorpio, she had written: 'You will meet an annoying woman. Give her coffee, and she'll go away.' So I gave her coffee.
But she didn't go away!
She told me to hold onto that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and one day it would bring me luck.
[Luke takes his wallet out and shows Lorelai the horoscope.]
Boy, I will say anything for a cup of coffee! [long pause] I can't believe you kept this. You kept this in your wallet? You kept this in your wallet...
Eight years.
[touched] Eight years...
Heart attack? Umm.. it wasn't during... umm... was it?
No Rory! This great man was not brought down by my vagina.
[Lorelai quickly pulls out her cell phone and hits speed dial. She sighs impatiently while it rings.]
Hello?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
[Cut to Rory's dorm room.]
For what?
Rory.
[Hearing her grandmother's voice, she turns in shock. Emily is standing in the open doorway]
Grandma.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[walks toward Rory looking around] What is going on here?
I have to hang up now.
Have I mentioned I'm sorry?
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