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[Lorelai puts the car window down a bit]
Lorelai, What are you doing?
It's stuffy.
[Window starts going up]
It's too cold to have the window down.
Mom, just let me have it down.
[Window goes down again.]
Lorelai, stop playing with the window.
[Window starts going up]
I'm not playing with it, I just want it down and you're making it go...are you kidding me? Mother, I'm putting it...I'm putting it...Uh! Mom!
[Emily locks the window closed]
It's called a child lock, appropriately enough.
I thought you weren't supposed to see the bride in her gown before you got married.
Yeah, and if the bride sees a lizard crossing the road that's bad luck too.
Oh well, haven't seen a lizard, but too late on the dress because he zipped me up.
Oh no, where's the zip-up on the bad-luck o'meter?
I'm not sure but we better throw some salt over your shoulders just in case.
I'm not sure if I have salt but I may have some Splenda.
No, I just wanted to walk you to your room, seeing that this isn't the safest neighborhood.
Mom. Now I feel like I should walk you back to the car. And then you're gonna feel like you should walk me back. And we're going to be stuck in a terrible loop and neither of us has the shoes for that.
Oh Grandma, you should stay. We're going to get junk food from the vending machine. Watch a movie. C'mon, don't you like Dots?
Seriously Rory, I can't stay.
Too late, I'm already getting you a Little Debbie.
Ah. Whatever.
Michel. People stopped saying "whatever" five years ago.
Whatever. I'm outie 5000.
Okay, I need to pick out a coat. A trenchcoat would be too "All the President's Men" but my blue coat would be too "His Girl Friday". What to do?
Seriously, Huntzberger. You're used to living in a place with doormen and Danish furniture and refridgerators so fancy that magnets won't stick to them. This craphole's smaller than the walk in closet in your last pad.
I noticed that the Colonial Butterchurners are having an exhibition at the antiquarian society...
This is the town with the Sistene Chapel right?
Oh yeah, and don't forget to show him the pyramids. You know, kittycorner from the Wailing Wall.
Of course we have guest towels. Guest towels. Fancy way of saying towels that are clean.
Oh, Logan's a lovely young man. He's very nice and polite and funny. He's got that hair, you know. That hair that can sell shampoo to a bald man.
[walks back into Luke's] Hey.
Well, well, well. I always suspected this day would come.
Hi, Kirk.
You're not getting this seat back.
Huh?
You can't. It's mine now. And frankly, I can see why you hogged it for so long.
What?
It's clearly the best stool in the joint. It's close to the cash register and the kitchen, which guarantees plenty of face time with the boss. Climate wise, it's positioned between two air conditioning vents, which creates a nice cross ventilation, never...
Kirk, you can have the seat.
Hey.
Hey. (pause) Coffee?
Yes, please.
To stay or to go?
Uh...to stay!
Good! Okay. [reaches around to pour her a cup of coffee]
Lorelai!
Hi, doll!
It's so nice seeing you back in here.
Thanks.
It's been a long time. What, nine, ten months?
Yeah something like that.
Actually, I can tell you exactly when Lorelai was in here last [pulls out a notebook] cause I marked it in my calendar. May 22, 2006. Stool available. Question mark. It's important to..
Enough Kirk. [hands Lorelai her coffee] Here you go.
Here's a news flash for you, okay. Sports cars don't think they're better than other cars! Okay? Hatchbacks do not have SUV inferiority complexes!
Heh. Now who's ridiculous.
Yeah, and sedans aren't afraid to get dirty!
You know what I think it is? You're hungry.
What?! No!
Sometimes you get like this when you're hungry.
I'm not!
[digs in her purse] I think I have some cookies in here. Some Oreos.
I'm not! Besides I wouldn't eat anything that came out of that bag!
They're in a wrapper. [holds up a baggie of cookies]
I can't believe you still haven't cleaned that thing out!
Please.
How much time do you lose a day looking in that thing? Five, ten minutes? Multiply that by a year I bet you gain a month if you just took an hour and cleaned it out. [she smiles at him] What?!
Nothing.
[in disbelief] You're smiling.
What? No! You've got low blood sugar.
I do not have--okay. Are you going to buy a car or not?
Not.
Jack Bauer should torture his suspects by making them go car shopping with their exes.
Close your eyes.
Oh fun!
Now, I want you to imagine your dream car. It can be anything you want. You're backing out of the driveway. You're driving through Stars Hollow. "Good morning, Townspeople! Top of the morning to you."
Why am I saying "Top of the morning?"
It doesn't matter what you say. It matters what you're in. Can you see what you're in?
I think I can see it!
Okay, what kind of car is it?
It's not really a car, it's more of a float.
A float?
In a shape of a swan. And I'm dressed all in white.
Oh, you're preparing for the big boat trip, huh?
Yep.
Wow. Do you want me to just talk in nautical terms till you go?
No.
Aye, aye, captain.
Please don't.
Shiver me timbers.
Are you done?
All hands on deck. Now I'm done.
Good.
So, where you going?
Oh we were thinking of heading up the coast.
Oh, well, up is good.
It should be fun.
You're really going on a boat trip, huh? You sure it's a good idea?
What's wrong with a boat trip?
Well I mean for starters, you're on a boat.
So?
So! Anything could go wrong. You're on a boat in the water in the middle of nowhere. Haven't you seen "Dead Calm," "Open Water," "Das Boot"?
Okay, first of all, I did not purchase a u-boat.
"Titanic", surely you've seen "Titanic."
April's very excited about this.
Sure she is.
Here's your coffee.
Look instead of paying for this, can I just give you some of my sage advice?
I'd rather have the dollar.
April says she's very excited?
Very excited.
Yeah, she said she's very excited, but if I were you, I would plan a couple nights at a hotel so she can wash her hair and order room service. That's what I would do.
Okay.
Okay and if you're heading up the coast, you have to spend as much time as possible on the southern coast of Maine.
Yeah?
And you have to go to Barnacle Billy's.
Barnacle Billy's?
They have the best lobster you've ever had and you sit on the deck, look at the view -- you never want to leave.
I'll check it out.
For all that extra advice, don't I get a doughnut? [Luke opens the donut box] Thank you very much.
[about the news of Logan getting a great job] You're a serious guy. Look, you don't have to convince me. I voiced my concerns and you told me your plans, we had pie-- I'm cool.
Thank you! I appreciate that. That means a lot to me.
Oh, you're welcome.
So the thing is-- as you can imagine, I'm pretty exited about all this.
Yeah!
But it does mean I'll move to San Francisco.
Oh wow! That's big. That's funny, Rory didn't mention it.
Well, actually I haven't told her yet.
And you are here 'cause you want me to tell her for you?
No, no. I'm gonna tell her. I just-- I wanted to talk to you first about it.
OK. That's... thoughtful.
Look, I love Rory. She means the world to me, and I want her to come with me to California.
Oh...
But not just as my girlfriend-- which is why I'm here. I'm here to ask your permission, your permission to ask Rory to marry me.
[Lorelai looks at him so overwhelmed]
Lorelai? Lorelai?
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