Gilmore Girls · Season 7, Episode 17
“Gilmore Girls Only” · Season 7, Episode 17
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Rory Gilmore (3), Emily Gilmore (3), Richard Gilmore (1)
Well, I need for it to say more than that. I'm hoping to hear from the San Francisco Chronicle, the Seattle Times, the Detroit Free Press
Well, you can't ask one suit to say so much. You know, why don't you just get the suit that says something local? 'Cause you know those other cities are so far away, so expensive, so tiring. Plus you know you can get a great cup of coffee in New York. I don't know about those other cities. They have crappy crappy coffee.
Mmm hmm. Like Seattle?
And he's getting to be a serious pain in the "you know what".
The nose? The ear?
Would it give you that much pleasure to hear me say "ass"?
Well, I wasn't sure but, yes.
[Richard enters office in a blue tracksuit.]
Emily... Oh, hi, Lorelai.
Hi Dad. Nice threads. You having lunch with Tony Soprano?
[Lorelai puts the car window down a bit]
Lorelai, What are you doing?
It's stuffy.
[Window starts going up]
It's too cold to have the window down.
Mom, just let me have it down.
[Window goes down again.]
Lorelai, stop playing with the window.
[Window starts going up]
I'm not playing with it, I just want it down and you're making it go...are you kidding me? Mother, I'm putting it...I'm putting it...Uh! Mom!
[Emily locks the window closed]
It's called a child lock, appropriately enough.
I thought you weren't supposed to see the bride in her gown before you got married.
Yeah, and if the bride sees a lizard crossing the road that's bad luck too.
Oh well, haven't seen a lizard, but too late on the dress because he zipped me up.
Oh no, where's the zip-up on the bad-luck o'meter?
I'm not sure but we better throw some salt over your shoulders just in case.
I'm not sure if I have salt but I may have some Splenda.
No, I just wanted to walk you to your room, seeing that this isn't the safest neighborhood.
Mom. Now I feel like I should walk you back to the car. And then you're gonna feel like you should walk me back. And we're going to be stuck in a terrible loop and neither of us has the shoes for that.
Oh Grandma, you should stay. We're going to get junk food from the vending machine. Watch a movie. C'mon, don't you like Dots?
Seriously Rory, I can't stay.
Too late, I'm already getting you a Little Debbie.
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