Here's a news flash for you, okay. Sports cars don't think they're better than other cars! Okay? Hatchbacks do not have SUV inferiority complexes!
Heh. Now who's ridiculous.
Yeah, and sedans aren't afraid to get dirty!
You know what I think it is? You're hungry.
What?! No!
Sometimes you get like this when you're hungry.
I'm not!
[digs in her purse] I think I have some cookies in here. Some Oreos.
I'm not! Besides I wouldn't eat anything that came out of that bag!
They're in a wrapper. [holds up a baggie of cookies]
I can't believe you still haven't cleaned that thing out!
Please.
How much time do you lose a day looking in that thing? Five, ten minutes? Multiply that by a year I bet you gain a month if you just took an hour and cleaned it out. [she smiles at him] What?!
Nothing.
[in disbelief] You're smiling.
What? No! You've got low blood sugar.
I do not have--okay. Are you going to buy a car or not?
Not.
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