Oh, you're preparing for the big boat trip, huh?
Yep.
Wow. Do you want me to just talk in nautical terms till you go?
No.
Aye, aye, captain.
Please don't.
Shiver me timbers.
Are you done?
All hands on deck. Now I'm done.
Good.
So, where you going?
Oh we were thinking of heading up the coast.
Oh, well, up is good.
It should be fun.
You're really going on a boat trip, huh? You sure it's a good idea?
What's wrong with a boat trip?
Well I mean for starters, you're on a boat.
So?
So! Anything could go wrong. You're on a boat in the water in the middle of nowhere. Haven't you seen "Dead Calm," "Open Water," "Das Boot"?
Okay, first of all, I did not purchase a u-boat.
"Titanic", surely you've seen "Titanic."
April's very excited about this.
Sure she is.
Here's your coffee.
Look instead of paying for this, can I just give you some of my sage advice?
I'd rather have the dollar.
April says she's very excited?
Very excited.
Yeah, she said she's very excited, but if I were you, I would plan a couple nights at a hotel so she can wash her hair and order room service. That's what I would do.
Okay.
Okay and if you're heading up the coast, you have to spend as much time as possible on the southern coast of Maine.
Yeah?
And you have to go to Barnacle Billy's.
Barnacle Billy's?
They have the best lobster you've ever had and you sit on the deck, look at the view -- you never want to leave.
I'll check it out.
For all that extra advice, don't I get a doughnut? [Luke opens the donut box] Thank you very much.
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