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Gilmore Girls · Season 7, Episode 19

“It's Just Like Riding a Bike” quotes from Gilmore Girls

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“It's Just Like Riding a Bike” · Season 7, Episode 19

In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Luke Danes (2), Kirk Gleason (2), Sookie St. James (1), Babette (1)

[walks back into Luke's] Hey.

Well, well, well. I always suspected this day would come.

Hi, Kirk.

You're not getting this seat back.

Huh?

You can't. It's mine now. And frankly, I can see why you hogged it for so long.

What?

It's clearly the best stool in the joint. It's close to the cash register and the kitchen, which guarantees plenty of face time with the boss. Climate wise, it's positioned between two air conditioning vents, which creates a nice cross ventilation, never...

Kirk, you can have the seat.

Hey.

Hey. (pause) Coffee?

Yes, please.

To stay or to go?

Uh...to stay!

Good! Okay. [reaches around to pour her a cup of coffee]

PMiss Patti

Lorelai!

Hi, doll!

PMiss Patti

It's so nice seeing you back in here.

Thanks.

It's been a long time. What, nine, ten months?

Yeah something like that.

Actually, I can tell you exactly when Lorelai was in here last [pulls out a notebook] cause I marked it in my calendar. May 22, 2006. Stool available. Question mark. It's important to..

Enough Kirk. [hands Lorelai her coffee] Here you go.

Here's a news flash for you, okay. Sports cars don't think they're better than other cars! Okay? Hatchbacks do not have SUV inferiority complexes!

Heh. Now who's ridiculous.

Yeah, and sedans aren't afraid to get dirty!

You know what I think it is? You're hungry.

What?! No!

Sometimes you get like this when you're hungry.

I'm not!

[digs in her purse] I think I have some cookies in here. Some Oreos.

I'm not! Besides I wouldn't eat anything that came out of that bag!

They're in a wrapper. [holds up a baggie of cookies]

I can't believe you still haven't cleaned that thing out!

Please.

How much time do you lose a day looking in that thing? Five, ten minutes? Multiply that by a year I bet you gain a month if you just took an hour and cleaned it out. [she smiles at him] What?!

Nothing.

[in disbelief] You're smiling.

What? No! You've got low blood sugar.

I do not have--okay. Are you going to buy a car or not?

Not.

Jack Bauer should torture his suspects by making them go car shopping with their exes.

Close your eyes.

Oh fun!

Now, I want you to imagine your dream car. It can be anything you want. You're backing out of the driveway. You're driving through Stars Hollow. "Good morning, Townspeople! Top of the morning to you."

Why am I saying "Top of the morning?"

It doesn't matter what you say. It matters what you're in. Can you see what you're in?

I think I can see it!

Okay, what kind of car is it?

It's not really a car, it's more of a float.

A float?

In a shape of a swan. And I'm dressed all in white.

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