[to Zoidberg] I'm back, Crab Dip. Whatcha watchin'?
S7The Thief of Baghead
[to Calculon] Now, your only chance is a classic death scene, one with a lot of thy's and thou's.
Voíla! The tragic end of "Rome-o and Julie-t."
That's Romeo and Juliet, dummy...by Will-I-Am Shakespeare.
Gaze upon this photo of yourself and start squirting out some soul-a-rrhea!
S7Zapp Dingbat
Very well. Morris, Munda, I now pronounce you man and wife. May I kiss the bride?
[Morris punches Zapp in the chest.]
Congratulations.
We're under attack and the wedding's off. Kif, return fire AND the cake.
[panicking] All systems are disabled and you can't return an ice cream cake!!
S7The Butterjunk Effect
[Leela gives Fry a long kiss.]
Keep your door unlocked tonight.
But McGruff the Crime Dog says... Oh!
Professor, there's nothing wrong with Nectar. It's all natural.
PFProf. Farnworth
So are carrots, but you don't see me injecting them between my toes!
[He lights up a carrot and smokes it.]
[Amy and Leela continuously kiss Fry]
Sweet orgy of Georgia! Have you girls gone wild?
With one-sixth gravity, you can work and be lazy at the same time! It's like being a voice actor!
Once again, Eternliax the Immortal, dead, at the age of 26.
S7The Six Million Dollar Mon
Oh, no. No more implants. I don't want to end up a cold, emotionless machine like you.
You don't understand. He was the only one who cared enough to insult me.
I insult you, you fat sack.
Sure, when it's convenient.
[Beats begin]
Zoidberg this makes no sense. Why are you helping him?
And what's with that catchy beat?
I'll tell you, 2, 3, 4.
[singing] I was lonesome for my friend a minute ago
When a happy thought dispelled my woe
And I felt perhaps he'd be a bit less dull
LHLittle Hermes
If I sliced up his Cyborg skull
BBoth
He wants a brain
He wants a robot brain
BBoth
Another brain
Let see if he fells pain
BBoth
A brand new brain
It might drive him insane
BBoth
He wants a brain.
He wants a robot brain
BBoth
wa uuuuuuuuuu wa wa uuuuuuuuu wa wa uuuuuuuuuu wa wa uuuuuuuu...
Does anybody else find it freaky that Zoidberg is singing harmony with himself?
Oh, loosen up, Amy!
My condolences, LaBarbara. I hope you find some comfort in staring at this throbbing mass of nerve tissue.
S7Fun on a Bun
For once, I thought it might be nice to do something in a social setting! Finally get to know each other. Why, I don't even know half your names! [Points to Fry.] You, boy! What do they call you?
Most folks just call me 'Orange Joe'.
Hey, Elzar! I've just recently started always having dreamt of being a sausage making champion
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