[singing]
Sausage is great
Sausage is great
Sausage, sausage, sausage
S7Fun on a Bun
Foolproof and durable; it's designed to withstand the weight of a modern day elephant foot.
[A wooly mammoth tramples them, making Zapp drop the controller, which is crushed by the mammoth's foot, causing the drones to crash and explode.]
I enjoy getting drunk as much as the next fellow, but this sir, is Oktoberfest!
S7Free Will Hunting
Thanks to you, I went on a soul-searching journey. I hate those!
How does a robot join this monk outfit?
AAbBot
Just put on this monk outfit.
I gotta mope things over for a while.
What's happening?
I don't know. I think he's shuffling off sadly in the distance.
Oh lord.
Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones and you'll wind up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine.
Still, to have your own pool!
It's been quite a journey. I dropped out of school, joined a gang, took money from a loan shark, and fell into a spiral of despair, addiction, and discount prostitution.
Mon, you had one hell of a day.
S7Near-Death Wish
Fry, you're so confident and take charge on this trip! It's kind of a turn-on.
Not now, Leela, I'm trying to meet old people!
It's so wonderful to meet the Professor's parents! [to Ned and Velma] Hello, my name is Dr. Zoidberg. I'm very important here.
Hey, Zoidberg! You forgot to empty this trashcan!
[scared] Don't hit me!
Ahem!
Whaaa...? Oh yeah, your award show. I'm sorry I couldn't make it, but I had a very good reason!
Perhaps you'd favor us with it?
Sure, my pleasure. I came down with a searing case of... who gives a crap?! HAHAHAHA!!
Hmmmm... Hats with wires on them. Are you sure this is safe?
It's not just safe; it's 40% safe.
S731st Century Fox
Fox news, everyone! I've decided to make the fox our new corporate mascot!
Foxhunting is an ancient and noble pursuit that's fascinated me ever since I first heard of it ten minutes ago.
If there's anything I know about fox hunting, it's EVERYTHING about it.
[The caged fox is revealed]
What's that weird cat?
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