I have to admit, I was afraid you wouldn't make it.
That was the old Fry. He's dead now.
S6The Late Philip J. Fry
S6That Darn Katz!
KProfessor Katz
We shall now vote "yea" or "nay". Nay.
Nay!
ETEthan "Bubblegum" Tate
Hell nay!
FSProfessor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell
The horse says: "doctorate denied".
Catastrophe Beach Party – scene one. Cue disaster effects and, action!
[the entire studio gets flies through the air. The walls of the building fly off and the letters to the Hollywood Sign follow. A man screams while shooting away]
Cut! That extra looked at the camera; we'll have to do it again.
AAnnouncer
Cash, cash, cash! Too many bones and not enough cash? Sell your extra bones for cash! Ribs, skulls, spines, even certain little ear bones! The leg bone's connected to the... Cash Bone!
[Dresses cat in Nibbler's sailor suit] Admiral Cutiepaws reporting for duty... I mean, cutie!
My best friend died in that uniform.
Can we at least know what you're doing down there?
We're certainly not building anything sinster, if that's what you mean. Come on, Bender. Something sinister won't build itself.
Professor Katz's last name is Katz. You think he has something to do with all these cats?
The conclusion is as inescapable as it is moronic. It's time we paid him a visit. [Hands Amy a pistol] And if he won't listen to us, perhaps he'll listen to Smith & Wesson. [Picks up large plasma cannon] Or perhaps Consolidated Headmelter.
So you call my thesis a fat sack of barf and then stole it?
KProfessor Katz
Welcome to academia.
I'm finally done with school! How's the job market?
FSProfessor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell
[Pointer lands on "dog"] Ruff!
Core magnetic field, 31 microteslas.
Nice.
Temperature? Woah! The magma P.I. is 10,000 degrees Selleck!
You've got a bright future, Amy. As sure as the Sun sets in the east.
Leela, it’s time you and I had a talk.
A talk? You can’t break up with me! You’re my pet!
S6A Clockwork Origin
Tonight, we have a new resident here in the hall of Hominids, generously donated by its discoverer, Hubert Farnsworth. Ladies and gentlemen, Homo farnsworth.
Once again, science saves the day. The end.
And now, to discuss the scientific implications of this discovery, our new museum curator, Dr. Banjo!
[Farnsworth spits out his drink]
BDr Banjo
Thank you Professor Farnsworth, for your generous gift, which has, once and for all dis-proven evolution.
[Banjo pulls a cord and a painting of Homo farnsworth riding a dinosaur is revealed.] Behold! Homo farnsworth frolicking with dinosaurs at the moment of creation.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Don't worry, I know how to handle bullies, just pretend like you're pathetic. [Brett Blob comes towards him and Cubert] Help! I'm scared. I wet myself, I'm crying like a baby and I'm soaking in pee. But what else is new!
BBBrett Blob
Hahaha the pee babies peed themselves! I'm off to pottery class, dorkwads.
As a professor of science, I assure you we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey-men.
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