Dr. Wernstrom quotes from Futurama

Wernstrom

And what will you be presenting this evening, professor?

Farnsworth

Let's just say it'll put you young whippersnappers in your place.

Wernstrom

I just hope it's not that lame death clock you presented last year.

Farnsworth

Uh... last year, you say?

Wernstrom

That's right.

Farnsworth

Oh, my. Did it put you young whippersnappers in your place?

Wernstrom

Hardly. We all laughed so hard our teeth fell out. Come along, Cinnamon.

Farnsworth

Oh, dear. I'll have to invent something new in the next ten minutes. Perhaps some sort of death clock.

Wernstrom

When did he die?

Farnsworth

About twelve hours ago, when the party started.

Wernstrom

But he just said "Woo!"

Farnsworth

No, that was just air escaping from the folds of his fat. [pushes against Bender's fat]

Bender

Woo!

Wernstrom

Per your orders, I modified my mirror to fire a colossal electromagnetic pulse at the Galapagos. Every robot will be instantly and painfully terminated. Now for your part of the bargain.

Aroo! Very well. Agnew, you belong to Wernstrom now.

Rrrrrrr!

Prof. Wernstrom

Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot has Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available.

Prof. Farnsworth

Like fun it is, you glass-headed wallaby!

Prof. Wernstrom

No one calls me that! I'm having at you!

Prof. Farnsworth

Wernstrom!

Such senseless violence.

Come on, let's go for a paddle-boat ride.

We shall now vote "yea" or "nay". Nay.

Wernstrom

Nay!

Hell nay!

The horse says: "doctorate denied".

Linda

According to an anonymous Internet post, your anti-anger virus vaccine causes sterility. Care to comment?

Professor Wernstrom

The sterility is essential. Studies show that kids are what make people angriest. Everyone hates kids!