Bender. Do you know where Fry is? I haven't seen him since we got back from Omicron Persei 8.
Fry?! You... just missed him. He went out to buy you flowers. Whatever kind you like best. 'Cuz he loves you and crap.
S7T.: The Terrestrial
Jrrr! How do I watch a funny on the YouTube?
JJrrr
Can you save him?
DDrrr
I could, but he'd only live another 80 years at most. The humane thing is to put him to sleep.
What's happening? Why's his butt glowing?
DDrrr
The electromagnetic intensity of the robot's friendship is causing the herbs in his bowels to bioluminesce with love. Probably.
S7Forty Percent Leadbelly
Using my fancy technology, I can make an exact copy of this guitar.
Tell me Doctor Beeler, will I need to threaten you?
Not at all! You see nowadays, we can take a unique and beautiful object, and easily reduce it to a formula for mass production! I call the process "Science"!
I failed at my life-long dream again. How can I be so bad at everything I try, and still be so great?
But, robot, you can't just make up a folk song like you can a medical diploma, they have to come from the heart!
See this scratch? I tell people she got it while I was doing hard time with a New Hampshire chain gang.
I have a scratch too. From where Dr. Brutaloff slashed me with his finger knives, right after he thawed out of his carbonite, and right before he froze me in his carbonite because you deserted me.
You're always gettin' frozen in stuff. It's your thing, man!
S7The Inhuman Torch
These boys must have hero in their bones, and you, ma'am, must have heroine in your veins.
Polar bears don't burn! I've tried many times!
We can have 4 idiots and a fat guy, but no arsonist!
There is no fire department! I sold it to pay for Bender's medal!
I'll stay here and be in charge of not dying.
But here we are, stealing an unlimited supply of birthday grade helium from the unsuspecting moon.
That's the sun.
At night, it's the moon.
S7Saturday Morning Fun Pit
LBLarry Bird
Hi, this is Larry Bird calling. Listen, my agent sent me a cartoon script and I've decided I don't wanna be involved in any way.
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