BBBass Bender
[his dying words] Tell my offspring I loved me... very much.
S7Naturama
LHLonesome Hubert
Sad news everyone. I'm lonesome.
BMBeach-master Bender
[bellows] Back off, losers! Stay away from my beaches!
SHSeal Hermes
You big bully!
BMBeach-master Bender
Bite my freshly-molted, blubber-filled ass!
SHSeal Hermes
You are just a giant lump of fat. Do you even have an ass under there?
BMBeach-master Bender
I'm 40 percent ass. Arf, arf. Now beat it! Boo!
S72-D Blacktop
That's it, you hoodlums! Your mouth just wrote a PayPal transfer request that your butt has insufficient funds to honor!
RRacer
Yo. It is on! Before that it was off.
[upset] Do you think they're...dead?
No, no. I choose to believe they're alive in some other dimension. Screamin' in agony. [Amy wipes away a tear.]
I hope so.
[In the 2D dimension, Leela and the Professor are sat at a table with a bowl of apples on it.]
Yum, apples! [She grabs a piece of apple and attempts to eat it.] Hey, how come I can't swallow?
Hmm, I guess it's because our two-ended digestive system can't exist in this dimension. I suppose that could be an issue. [Leela mumbles and spits the piece of apple out.]
I knew it! I knew he'd get us killed somehow!
[The Professor begins to type on a computer.]
As you can see, or rather can't see, but take my word for it, such a digestive system would divide a 2D being into separate pieces!
KFKing of Flatbush
He's opening our minds to new ideas. Kill him!
S7Fry and Leela's Big Fling
[Amy approaches Zoidberg whilst dressed like a marmoset.]
I'm not sure this marmoset disguise is working...
I'm not sure either. We better ask Amy!
An-and the robot hands would make you a strawberry shortcake any time of day. Four, seven, any time!
No way!
I'm not lyin'!
Sean, I'd like you to meet Fry, he and I are... What would you say we are, Fry?
Nude and interrupted.
Oh, your God! Fry and Leela were in a zoo!
[last lines]
You were in a zoo!
S7T.: The Terrestrial
Good news, everyone! I'm in terrible pain.
Sir, there's an Omicronian ship requesting safe passage home.
Home, eh? That's where I live! Let 'em through the blockade.
Five-O! Five-O!
Five what?
Five Omicronians!
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