I’m calling to negotiate a double date. You and me, Kif and Amy.
Forget it.
Then let the negotiations begin! I propose we go out on ten dates.
How about zero?
Nine.
Zero.
Seven.
Zero.
Eight.
Please, Leela? Kif’s like the sweetest guy who’s ever liked me.
Five, and that’s my final offer. Four!
One.
Two.
One half.
I’ll take it. We’ll meet you tonight for part of dinner and the first half of a movie.
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