[On a bouncing ball.] At last, war has made me into a man... Wee!
S2War Is the H-Word
[last lines]
We think it's better if you don't know.
Oh, come on, I'm not gonna say it. Please? Oh, is it "please"?
Nope.
Hmm...words I never say...oh, I know: "Thanks"!
Bender, stop trying to destroy the world!
Is it "sorry"? No. "Funder-ful". Umm... "non-alcoholic"? "Compassion"? "Shrimp toast"? "Antiquing?" [lightning flashes, cuts to end credits] I'm alright!
S2The Honking
RVRobot Villager #1
Some say unholy things happen up there.
RVRobot Villager #2
For example, all of us say that.
Pfft! Supersticious robot mumbo-jumbo!
RVRobot Villager #2
Mumbo, perhaps. Jumbo, perhaps not.
WRWill Reader
To my lazy, spoiled son Tandy, who never understood the value of a dollar, I leave my entire $20 million fortune.
TTandy
[whispers to girlfriend] Is that a lot?
That painting! The eyes are watching me!
[The Professor moves his drink in front of the painting. The painting's eyes follow it]
It has motorized sensors attached to motion detectors.
So does my butt, but I don't frame it and put it on the wall. Although...
Just as I suspected. These robots were buried in improperly-shielded coffins. Their programming leaked into the castles wiring through this old, abandoned modem allowing them to project themselves as holograms.
Of course! It was so obvious!
Yes, that sequence of words I said made perfect sense.
We're all scared, it's the human condition. Why do you think I put on this tough guy facade?
And until then, I can never die?
GBGypsy-Bot
Who said that? SURE you can die! [Pulls out big gun.] You want to die?!
No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own!
[Leela welds Bender to the wall of his apartment.]
There, no rampaging for you tonight.
Wouldn't it make sense to weld everyone except me to the wall?
Just relax, Bender. Tomorrow we'll pry you down, have a nice breakfast, and then go hunt down and slaughter that ancient evil.
It'll be a rich, full day.
Well, good night. I'm gonna make all my meals for the next month and freeze them.
[upon seeing Bender in his were-car form about to kill Leela.] You jerk! I thought I was your best friend! What kind of two timing killmobile are you?
I can’t believe this. Bender’s supposed to murder his closest friend, which I thought was me. But he went straight for you. He didn’t even try to second degree murder me.
Could you give me some help? I think Bender crushed my foot.
Stop rubbing it in!
I was all of history's great robot actors: Acting Unit 0.8, Thespomat, David Duchovny!
Knightrider wasn't evil!
No, but his windshield wipers were. Didn't come up much in the show...
S2The Cryonic Woman
Fry? Is it really you?
I don’t know. Is it really you?
What do you mean you don’t know? Are you you or not?
Who wants to know?
Oh Fry, it is you!
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