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NNarrator

Futurama is brought to you by... Windos! The toy so fun, it makes fun look like boredom!

Scenes with Narrator 3

[In outer space, it involves a stopwatch and an untied shoe]

NNarrator

You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. [involves a showering man and half-eaten piece of chicken] These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter The Scary Door. [the door opens, revealing the title card itself] As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on earth.

[The man is in a library amongst the bookshelves.]

MMan

Finally, solitude. I can read books for all eternity. [His glasses fall off and break.] It's not fair! It's not fair! Wait, my eyes aren't that bad. I can still read the large print books. [His eyes fall out.] Aaah! It's not f-- Well, lucky I know how to read Braille. [His hands fall off.] Aaaaaaah! [Then his tongue falls out and finally his head comes off.] Hey, look at that weird mirror!

S2 A Head in the Polls

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[In outer space]

NNarrator

You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.

[Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins]

CSClyde Smith

Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven! [wins again] A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in Hell!

SCSebastian Cabot

No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane! [unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it]

CClyde

There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!

CCabot

Why should I believe you, you're Hitler! [pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection is indeed Hitler]

CClyde

No! [turns to a woman sitting next to him] Eva Braun! Help me!

[The woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly. Clyde screams]

Bender

Eh, saw it coming.

S3 I Dated a Robot

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[In the end credits]

NNarrator

You're on a scenic route through a state recreation known as the human mind. You ask a passer-by for directions, only to find he has no face or something. Suddenly, up ahead, a door in the road. You swerve, narrowly avoiding The Scary Door.

[In a lab, a mad scientist pours stuff from one bottle to another.]

SScientist

I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil animals to make the most evil creature of them all.

[He pours the liquid into a machine and it crackles and a door in it opens. A human male emerges from the smoke.]

MMan

It turns out it's Man.

[Dramatic incidental music.]

S4 Spanish Fry

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