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Futurama · Season 2

Narrator and Man in “A Head in the Polls”

[In outer space, it involves a stopwatch and an untied shoe]

You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. [involves a showering man and half-eaten piece of chicken] These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter The Scary Door. [the door opens, revealing the title card itself] As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on earth.

[The man is in a library amongst the bookshelves.]

MMan

Finally, solitude. I can read books for all eternity. [His glasses fall off and break.] It's not fair! It's not fair! Wait, my eyes aren't that bad. I can still read the large print books. [His eyes fall out.] Aaah! It's not f-- Well, lucky I know how to read Braille. [His hands fall off.] Aaaaaaah! [Then his tongue falls out and finally his head comes off.] Hey, look at that weird mirror!

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