[In outer space]
You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.
[Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins]
Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven! [wins again] A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in Hell!
No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane! [unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it]
There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!
Why should I believe you, you're Hitler! [pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection is indeed Hitler]
No! [turns to a woman sitting next to him] Eva Braun! Help me!
[The woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly. Clyde screams]
Eh, saw it coming.
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