“A Big Piece of Garbage” · Season 1
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (4), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (4), Bender (3), Turanga Leela (3), Dr. Wernstrom (1)
[After testing the Smell-o-Scope] Just don't make me smell Uranus! [Laughs]
I don't get it.
I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
So what's it called now?
Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Eat my shorts!
Okay! [Eats the doll's shorts.] Mmm, shorts.
Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century. We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin.
Those things are all from the 19th century.
Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.
And what will you be presenting this evening, professor?
Let's just say it'll put you young whippersnappers in your place.
I just hope it's not that lame death clock you presented last year.
Uh... last year, you say?
That's right.
Oh, my. Did it put you young whippersnappers in your place?
Hardly. We all laughed so hard our teeth fell out. Come along, Cinnamon.
[Wernstrom leaves with his fish]
Oh, dear. I'll have to invent something new in the next ten minutes. Perhaps some sort of death clock.
I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe!
Ooh, name it after me!
[The Planet Express crew has watched an online movie about the solution to the garbage problem in New York.]
Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
Actually, that's still true.
[In the movie.]
Now that the garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?
With gusto. [The two scientists begin disrobing.]
[Fry, Leela, and Bender are on the big garbage ball. Leela places the bomb in the ground.]
Get ready to run. We got 25 minutes.
[Leela presses the button on the bomb. The timer beeps and the number changes]
Uh, 15 minutes. [The timer beeps again.] 5 minutes. [The timer beeps again.] "6h" minutes?
[Bender picks up the bomb and turns it upside down]:
There's your problem: the professor put the counter on upside down!
That idiot! It wasn't set for 25 minutes; it was set for 52 seconds!
[screams] AHHHH! We're gonna die!...Right?
Right.
[Fry screams again]
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