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Officer URL quotes from Futurama

Played by Kevin Michael Richardson · 3 quotes

Officer URL

Played by Kevin Michael Richardson

Futurama · 1,210 quotes

In 3 of the 1,210 quotes from Futurama
Most scenes with: Philip J. Fry (2)

Scenes with Officer URL 3

Officer URL

What's in the box Schrodinger?

ESErwin Schrodinger

A cat, some poison and a caesium atom.

Fry

The cat, is it alive or dead? Alive or dead!?

Officer URL

Answer him fool.

ESErwin Schrodinger

It's a superposition of both states until you open it and collapse the wave function.

Fry

Says you. [Fry opens the box and a cat leaps out at him.]

Officer URL

There's also a lot of drugs in there.

S6 Law and Oracle
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URL

And to think he was only a few days from retirement.

Fry

What happened to him?

URL

He took a early retirement, damn.

S6 Law and Oracle
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Bender

There's a dam!

BBen

Damn!

Bender

There's a grate!

BBen

Great!

Bender

But I can't bend anything with my arms agonisingly maimed like this!

BBen

Well, maybe I can!

[Bender gasps. Ben grabs hold of the grate, however he struggles to bend it]

Bender

You can do it, son!

[Ben keeps struggling and struggling, until Bender finally notices Smitty and URL behind him]

URL

Yeah, this ain't gonna happen.

[He cuffs Bender]

Bender

Is that even necessary?

S7 The Bots and the Bees
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