Robot Devil quotes from Futurama ... TV Quotes Database

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Futurama · 1,210 quotes

In 8 of the 1,210 quotes from Futurama
Most scenes with: Bender (5), Philip J. Fry (2)

Lines by Robot Devil 1

Robot Devil

Fencing diamonds,

Fixing cockfights, publishing indecent magazines,

You'll pay for every crime, knee-deep in electric slime,

You'll suffer till the end of time,

Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme,

Trapped forever here in Robot Hell!!!

S1 Hell Is Other Robots

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Scenes with Robot Devil 7

Robot Devil

We know all your sins, Bender! And for each one we've prepared an agonizing and ironic punishment! Gentlemen...

[A robot-demon band plays up-tempo music]

Bender

Ah, crap. Singing... Mind if I smoke?

Robot Devil

[Singing] Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em,

We'll find ways to simulate that smell.

What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatela,

Here on Level One of Robot Hell.

S1 Hell Is Other Robots

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Gambling's wrong and so is cheating, so is forging phony IOU's

Let's let Lady Luck decide what type of torture's justified,

I'm pit boss here on Level Two.

Ooo, deep-fried robot!

Bender

Just tell me why...

Robot Devil

Please read this 55-page warrant.

Bender

There must be robots worse than I...

Robot Devil

We've checked around; there really aren't!

Bender

Then please let me explain,

My crimes were merely boyish pranks...

Robot Devil

You stole from boy scouts, nuns, and banks!

Bender

Ah, don't blame me; blame my upbringing! [Tries to take the Robot Devil's wallet]

Robot Devil

Please stop sinning while I'm singing!

S1 Hell Is Other Robots

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Leela

Oh, Fry. All this time you've had this incredible gift and I never knew. I've been a fool. A fully-justified, prudent fool. [holds his new hands, then quickly draws them back] They're so cold...

Robot Devil

[shouting from street below them] And yet hell is so hot! [laughs briefly] Can I have my hands back now?

Fry

No!

Robot Devil

[sulkily] You're not nice!

S4 The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings

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Robot Devil

Ah, how delightfully ironic.

Bender

It's not ironic, it's just mean! Take this! [Honks his air horn, only for it to become depleted]

Robot Devil

Ooh! Out of aerosol. Also ironic.

Bender

Oh, yeah?! Well, bite my shiny metal-- [remembers that he gave up his crotch plate] OH, NOOOOOOOOO!

S4 The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings

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Robot Devil

You see, Bender, it's simple. You're a ghost!

Bender

A g-g-g-g-ghost?!

Robot Devil

No, just the regular kind.

S6 Ghost in the Machines

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[Fry and Bender are having a competition with the Robot Devil for Calculon's soul; with the Devil purposely trying to lose in order to get rid of the annoying Calculon]

Robot Devil

For Calculon's immortal soul, guess the number I'm thinking of.

Fry

Uhhhhhm...

Robot Devil

It's between one and three!

Fry

Four!

Robot Devil

No...between one and three, not including one or three.

Fry

"M"!