No! We like you and your big words, and we need you back on TV, so we can watch and not talk to each other. Our friendship depends on it!
[screaming] Your voice is so annoying!
[screaming] You always leave the toilet seat crushed!
“Calculon 2.0” · Season 7
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (2), Bender (2), Robot Devil (2), Calculon (1)
[Fry and Bender are having a competition with the Robot Devil for Calculon's soul; with the Devil purposely trying to lose in order to get rid of the annoying Calculon]
For Calculon's immortal soul, guess the number I'm thinking of.
Uhhhhhm...
It's between one and three!
Four!
No...between one and three, not including one or three.
"M"!
Is he right?
[sarcastically] Yes, the number I was thinking of was the letter "M".
Now, that's more like it. Always living wanting more. - That's the secret.
Arrgh!!!
So, what do you say, R.D.? Shall I dazzle the damned with a command performance of my one-man show?
[screaming in despair] OH GOD!!!! HAVEN'T THEY SUFFERED ENOUGH!!!!????? [points to suffering robots in fire]
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