Gambling's wrong and so is cheating, so is forging phony IOU's
Let's let Lady Luck decide what type of torture's justified,
I'm pit boss here on Level Two.
Ooo, deep-fried robot!
Just tell me why...
Please read this 55-page warrant.
There must be robots worse than I...
We've checked around; there really aren't!
Then please let me explain,
My crimes were merely boyish pranks...
You stole from boy scouts, nuns, and banks!
Ah, don't blame me; blame my upbringing! [Tries to take the Robot Devil's wallet]
Please stop sinning while I'm singing!
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