Turanga Leela quotes from Futurama

Fry

Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century. We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin.

Leela

Those things are all from the 19th century.

Fry

Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.

Leela

Get ready to run. We got 25 minutes.

Leela

Uh, 15 minutes. [The timer beeps again.] 5 minutes. [The timer beeps again.] "6h" minutes?

Bender

There's your problem: the professor put the counter on upside down!

Leela

That idiot! It wasn't set for 25 minutes; it was set for 52 seconds!

Fry

[screams] AHHHH! We're gonna die!...Right?

Bender

Right.

Bender

Don't worry, guys. I'll never be too good or too evil again. From now on, I'll just be me.

Leela

Uh... Do you think you could be a little less evil than that?

Bender

I don't know... Do you think you could survive a seven-hundred foot fall?

Fry

[Chuckles] Good ol' Bender.

Leela

Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?

Bender

[Nervous] No! Don't come in!

Leela

Bender, we didn't mind your drinking, or your kleptomania, or your pornography ring.

Zoidberg

In fact, that's why we loved you.

Leela

But this electricity abuse crossed the line. You almost killed us.

Fry

And you made me feel like a jerk for trusting you. Just like when my friend Richie swore he wasn't taking drugs, and then he sold me my mom's VCR, and then, later, I found out he was taking drugs. You make me ashamed to be your friend.

Fry

I don't feel well...

Leela

It's up to us to rescue him.

Fry

Maybe he likes it here in Hell...

Leela

It's us who tempted him to sin.

Fry

Maybe he's back at the motel...

Leela

Come on, Fry, don't be scared,

Fry

My ass has blisters from the slide!

Fry

I know Big Vinny said he was giving me the Kiss of Death, but I still think he's gay.

Leela

Did he use his tongue?

Fry

A little.

Leela

They're laying down mad rhymes with an 80% success rate.

Bender

I believe that qualifies as ill, at least from a technical standpoint.

Leela

That was the worst delivery ever.

Fry

Yeah, I'm never going to another planet called Cannibalon.

Bender

Me neither! Food was good, though.

Leela

Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.

Dr. Zoidberg

You know Zapp Brannigan?

Leela

Let's just say we've crossed paths.

Bender

Was that before or after you slept with him?

Fry

You're not jealous, are you?

Leela

No!

Fry

Good, 'cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

Fry

Oh. Look, I'm not actually interested in her, if that's what's bothering you.

Leela

Oh, are you sure? I mean, she has two eyes, you have two eyes...?

Fry

I know. We seem like a perfect match. But, I just don't feel that way about her.

Leela

Well, accommodations aren't great, but it sure is beautiful out here

Fry

Yeah, it's pretty romantic- I mean, platonic, that sure is one platonic view.

Leela

Fry, just be quiet, I'm starting to think this whole fake fiance thing was a terrible, terrible [gasps]

Leela

Uh, look... Before you get any crazy ideas, that was for Zapp.

Fry

Well, you got anything else for him?

Leela

What you did to Guenter was cruel. At the risk of sounding like an after-school special, I think we learned who the real animal was today.

Fry

You mean peer pressure?

Leela

So you're saying that he just ran off in the middle of the exam?

Prof. Farnsworth

All he handed in was a paper smeared with feces. He tied with Fry.