Oh, I'm sorry. Now I'll axe you again. Where is the mi-cro-wave?
SSalesman
Sir, your wife is hysterical, so I'll address this to you. This oven is lightning-fast. It only takes five hours to cook a pot roast.
Ooh, that's good news! You know, you don't cook enough roasts, Leela.
[Leela turns on stove, setting the Professor's tie on fire]
[to salesman] Women!
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