TV show quotes
Everybody, we have to be a little sensitive to Becky's feelings. The doctor said she's gonna be a little emotional over the next few days.
It's not my fault. The doctor said it's very common for new mothers to have mood swings. [pauses] Why are you all staring at me?
Danny: Because you were just talking to us.
Oh, well, thank you for listening.
Was that a mood swing?
6.2.
[to Nicky and Alex] You're gonna have the perfect lives, because I'm gonna be the perfect dad. I mean, my dad was great and all, but he made a few mistakes. Like, he always used to bug me about my long hair. But let me tell you something, that's not gonna happen to you guys. You know why? Because you're bald.
My daddy's always leaving me.
How come?
'Cause he's "spatula" of the month.
If you say so.
Michelle, why did you do this?
'Cause I never see you anymore.
Is that because you're the "spatula" of the month?
Eat your dessert, Teddy.
I'm sorry this romantic date didn't turn out quite as I had planned.
Actually, it was fun. I hope you don't mind if I tell the viewers on Monday that you're a terrific dad.
We're only gonna be gone 2-3 hours.
That's what Gilligan said.
Michelle, why would somebody call you a baby?
Cause I still need training wheels.
Oh honey, that's alright. Kids take off their training wheels at all different ages. I was even a little older than you.
Danny, you still had training wheels when you had your paper route.
Hi, Aunt Ida. Beautiful new do.
I was in the neighborhood. Turn your hat around. You look like a hoodlum.
[to Stephanie and Michelle] Now, why in the world would Kimmy Gibbler tell you you're the 1,000,000th customer? We've only been open a week.
Well, sir, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you've hired a nutcase.
Okay, we're going to the movies. Put on your coats and act adorable.
I cannot leave this house. Dad said.
Well, Dad's not here. I'm in charge. That makes me Dad.
Until the real Dad comes back and makes you grounded.
[After DJ, Stephanie and Michelle are grounded]
Does this mean no "Little Sea Lion"?
No "Little Sea Lion."
That's the second time I missed them today.
[about the twins] What if they do something cute? What if they learn to talk?
I'll have them call you.
Oh, no! I got mustard all over D.J.'s sweater!
She's gonna have a cow.
Tell me something I don't know.
Yesterday, I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.
Jess, I make more than enough money to support this family.
Yeah? Thanks for reminding me.
What, you have a problem with me making a decent living?
No, I have a problem with me not making a decent living.
Oh, I get it. This is all about you and your macho pride.
What pride? I don't have any pride! I'm gonna go get some pride. Say good-bye to "Mr. Donaldson!" [leaves the house]
Am I the raddest, baddest dad a kid ever had?
You were until you said that.
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