Michelle Tanner quotes from Full House

Don't cry. Be a big boy.

[walks down the stairs and sees bags of chips on the table] Wow! A million bags of chips and no one's in the room?

Excuse me sir, littering is bad for the Earth!

Rebecca

Well, we better get going. You don't wanna miss your plane.

You're right, it might accidentally take off on time. Come on, Howie, wake up. It's time to go.

Howie, no go.

Danny

Howie, yes go. Howie go back home.

Me go.

Danny

[imitates an Indian] No, little Kemo Sabe. No can go to Nebraska. Take many moons.

Jesse

Who let you outta your crib?

I let me out.

Jesse

You mean you climbed over the bars and jumped down all by yourself?

You got it, dude.

Jesse

Jail break!

Hi, Dave, you're a pretty bird!

Ready for a story boys and girls?

Come on, it's story time!

Aaron

Miss Petrie, Dave flew out the window, Michelle did it.

Well, it was just an accident, I'm sure Michelle didn't mean to do it.

I'm sorry, I'm a bad girl!

Aaron

A very bad girl!

I'm a very bad girl!

Joey broke Stephanie's nose.

Danny

[to Joey] You broke Stephanie's nose?!

Stephanie

Hello, Michelle.

There's a car in the kitchen!

Stephanie

(trying to play innocent) There is? (cut to the damage) Oh, there is. Did you see how it got here?

No.

Stephanie

Good. I'm in the clear... until Joey gets home and tells Dad how he left me alone with the car. Then I'm dead meat.

You got it, dude.

WHOA BABY!!

DJ

There's a car in the kitchen!

I told you so.

DJ

Michelle, do you know how Joey's car got in here?

Yes, I do!

DJ

How?

Through the window!

Jesse

Have mercy! There's a... The-there's...

There's a car in the kitchen.

Jesse

Thank you. How'd a car get in the kitchen?

Through the window.

Jesse

Everybody okay?

DJ

Yeah, we're all fine.

Danny

(offscreen) Hello?

DJ

But I don't think Dad is gonna be fine.

Jesse

Well, alright. We have to break this to him very gently, okay?

Danny

(offscreen) Hey, where is everybody?

Kimmy

In your new garage.

DJ

We'll be right back. Stall Dad.

You're in big trouble, mister!

Danny

Joey, are you okay? You had us worried sick!

Joey

Danny, I'm fine.

Danny

In that case, you're in big trouble, mister!

My turn to drive the car.

Joey

You know the rules, Michelle. Nobody gets to drive 'til they're 8 years old.

Daddy's a girl.

Stephanie

No, he's a woman.

Kimmy

An ugly woman.

Can we watch Arsenio?

Danny

What do you think?

I think it's time for bed.

Danny

That's right. It's time for bed. To bed, I said.

Daddy, am I still your little princess?

Danny

Oh, you got it, dude.

Uncle Jesse, Aaron ate my elephant!

Jesse

That's not fair, go eat his cookie. If somebody does something to you, do it back to him.

Works for me.