Full House Season 6 quotes

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 40, we should be arriving at our destination... Auckland, New Zealand, in 14 hours.

Stephanie

Auckland, New Zealand?

14 hours?

Aaah!!

Michelle, very good printing, but is there something missing from your I's?

I save the dots for last.

I do too.

Teddy, wanna dot my I's?

Teddy

Oooh! That's my favorite thing!

Boys and girls if you thought dotting I's was fun, you're gonna love, crossing T's.

Excuse me.

Everyone, say hello to Denise.

Hello, Denise.

She's joining us from Mrs. Harris's class. (To Denise) Denise, why don't you take that empty seat there next to Michelle?

Hi, Michelle.

Hi.

Do you wanna trade lunches?

No thank you.

I've got a bologna sandwich.

I have tuna. I don't think that goes with bologna.

I've got potato chips.

What kind?

Sour cream and onion.

Really?

Sure. Why would I lie about potato chips?

Sour cream and onion is my favorite.

Me too.

The taste stays on the tongue for a really long time.

Yeah. Sometimes when my mommy kisses me, she says, "Eww! What have you been eating?!"

Shh.

Shh.

I'm making T's wanna cross mine?

Cool.

D.J.

Stephanie, your ears are infected.

Stephanie

Michelle. Ow. You promised you wouldn't tell.

I promise I wouldn't tell Dad. Does this look like Dad?

D.J.

Stephanie, did you pierce them at the mall after Dad told you no?

Stephanie

Of course not. I'm not that stupid.

She let Kimmy do it.

D.J.

What?! You let Kimmy punch a hole in your body? Why don't you just fall into a rusty nail? Stephanie, you have to tell Dad. He needs to take you to a doctor.

Stephanie

Oh no!

That's okay. If you don't yell, you get a lollipop. If you yell a lot, you get two.

Rebecca

Jesse, this is not snow. This is gunk from a can.

Kimmy

[attempts to get mistletoe kisses] Come on, don't be shy.

Kimmy

Miles, you animal!

Who's room is this? [mockingly] The rainbow brights'? Hmm?

Stephanie

Let's just do the assignment. [opens her binder] Okay, what did you do that was nice?

Well I, I didn't put bubble gum in anyone's chair.

Stephanie

[sarcastically] What a prince.

Oh, Stephanie.

Oh look. It's half a person.

You got a bad attitude.

Stephanie

What is it Michelle? We're studying.

You're in big trouble with Dad. Big big big big big big big big...

Stephanie

Okay! Okay, I get it. What'd I do?

You forgot to take the garbage out again.

Stephanie

Uh oh.

Dad said he'll deal with you later. Just thought you'd like to know.

Well I guess you're really in for it now, huh?

Stephanie

Yeah. That's twice this week. My dad's gonna flip out on me.

Well, you know what helps? Try thinking of a funny movie like, like Home Alone or Roger Rabbit. That's what I always do when I'm getting it.

Stephanie

Getting what?

Well, you know, when your dad's pounding you.

Stephanie

You mean hitting? [Charles nods] My dad never hits me. Does yours hit you?

No. Just, just, just forget it. Let, let's do the assignment.

Stephanie

But you said you always think of a funny movie. Do you get hit a lot?

Look, I didn't mean anything by it. Just forget it! Okay? Let's do the assignment.

Stephanie

Charles, you can trust me, I swear!

No, I don't care if you swear on your mother's life!

Stephanie

My mother is not alive.

Oh. I'm sorry. Mine's not alive either.

Stephanie

I'm sorry.

Look, the thing is, my dad does hit me sometimes. But it's my own fault for ticking him off. Boy did he really clock me last week.

Stephanie

You mean when you came to school with that black eye and you said you walked into a door?

Yeah. A door named Dad.

Stephanie

Maybe you should tell someone.

No. No! I, I can't tell anyone, and neither can you. What time is it?

Stephanie

[looks at her watch] 5:30.

I forgot to phone my dad and tell him I was gonna be late. He's gonna kill me! [packs his binder up] Gotta go, I gotta go!

Stephanie

But Charles!

Steph, you gotta swear to me. You can't tell anyone as long as you live, ever. You got it okay?

Stephanie

Okay. I swear. [Charles runs out of the room]

Excuse me sir, littering is bad for the Earth!

D.J.

Stephanie, she's just a little kid.

Stephanie

Yeah, and Chucky was just a doll.

Danny

Michelle, you know you're not supposed to wander off by yourself.

But Daddy, I was so mad.

Danny

Now, that's no excuse. We're gonna have a long talk about this later.

But Daddy, I'm the princess, and nobody would do what I told them.

Danny

Sounds like you were trying to be the boss.

The princess is the boss.

Danny

Bruce Springsteen is the boss.