I've just been notified that our family dog Comet is missing.
(runs up to Danny) Dad, Comet is missing.
I've just been notified again.
S8 E1Comet's Excellent Adventure
S8 E2Breaking Away
Honey, look at this. Two little lunch-boxes with two little handles that they'll hold as they walk out of our lives. Jess, they're not ready for preschool. They're just little boys.
Honey, they're not boys. They're men. They're Katsopolis men.
S8 E3Making Out Is Hard To Do
Do you have any idea what your daughter's been up to?
Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound?
Yes, I have laryngitis.
When children seem the least lovable, it means they need love the most.
Do you always talk like a fortune cookie?
Actually, it was the Thought for the Day on my Ziggy desk calendar.
Steph, let me put it this way. Before it can soar like an eagle, the young baby bird must stumble and fall, and spend two whole weeks grounded in the nest with no TV.
Hey, is that from your Ziggy calendar?
No, but I'm thinking of submitting it.
S8 E4I've Got a Secret
Daddy, can I have $39?
Absolutely not.
Joey, can I have $39?
Absolutely. Danny, can I borrow $39?
Absolutely not.
S8 E7On The Road Again
Dad, I'm 17, a senior in high school. You can't tell me who to date.
I'm not telling you who to date, I'm telling you who not to date.
[to DJ] You're dating Viper?
We thought you were dating Mongo.
Me and Mongo? What are you, insane?
See, this is exactly what happens when you hide your diary.
S8 E22All Stood Up
Listen, we kind of got off on the wrong foot, actually, we didn't get off on any foot. Do you think we could start over?
RRyan
I'd like that. I'm Ryan, want to go get some pizza?
Yeah, OK. But it's on me. Dad?
Here's twenty grand, your inheritance. Bye, have fun.
(Ryan and Stephanie leave, then Stephanie comes back in and hugs Danny)
What's this for?
For being an involved, loving father, who sticks up for his daughter.
Thanks, honey.
But don't ever do it again!
S8 E24Michelle Rides Again (2)
(as the family tries to help Michelle remember...)
Can I ask you a question?
Sure, anything.
You're my dad, right?
Yeah, that's right.
So... where's my mom?
(with that, everyone looks stunned, especially Becky)
(solemnly) I'm sorry, uh... but, your mom died when you were just a little girl.
So even if I do get better, I won't remember her?
Well, Michelle, we'll tell you anything about her that you want to know.
Was she pretty?
Oh, Michelle, she was very pretty. You see, your mommy was my sister. And you know what? You look just like her.
I know you all want me to remember, but I can't. I'm sorry.
Oh, don't worry about it, honey. It's fine.
It's not fine. I don't know who I am. I'm just gonna lie down in my own bed.
(but she goes to Stephanie's bed)
Michelle, that's my--
Uh, Steph, this is not really a good time.
(and with that, everyone else departs and lets her try to re-gather her thoughts)
(final quotes of the series)
How out of it was I?
Oh, pretty out of it. I mean, you were here, sweetheart, but it was like part of you was missing. It sure was like part of all of us was missing. But, we stuck it out and we got through it.
Just like we always do.
Just like we always will.
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