Rebecca Donaldson-Katsopolis quotes from Full House

Rebecca

[whilst Jesse, Danny and Joey race] For those of you at home who think you're watching a slow-motion replay, do not be fooled. They are actually moving at this speed.

Rebecca

Jess, you're missing the point. It's not about where you go. It's about you guys being there for us. I mean, okay, so maybe we're a little over-emotional, and maybe we do get a little demanding, but that's because our hormones are running wild. I mean we're happy, we're sad, we're all hot, we're cold, we're huge! And all we want are ridgey potato chips and a nice slice of juicy watermelon with a side of Swiss chocolate. Now, is that too much to ask?! I DON'T THINK SO!!

Rebecca

Jesse, this is not snow. This is gunk from a can.

Rebecca

Dustin? You would name our child Dustin?

Jesse

Yeah, you got a better name?

Rebecca

I sure do... Emily.

Jesse

No son of ours is gonna be named Emily.

Rebecca

Our daughter's name is Emily. Our son's name is Prescott.

Jesse

Prescott? Might as well name him Emily. Our son is gonna be called Dustin.

Rebecca

Prescott.

Jesse

Dustin!

Rebecca

Prescott!

Jesse

Dust... When did we have a kid?

Rebecca

Well, we better get going. You don't wanna miss your plane.

You're right, it might accidentally take off on time. Come on, Howie, wake up. It's time to go.

Howie, no go.

Danny

Howie, yes go. Howie go back home.

Me go.

Danny

[imitates an Indian] No, little Kemo Sabe. No can go to Nebraska. Take many moons.

Rebecca

Jesse, you'll never catch that boat!

Jesse

I don't wanna catch the boat. I wanna catch Danny!

Stephanie

I dro--- I dro--- I dro---

Rebecca

You dropped something? Did something break? What did you break?

Stephanie

You name it, I broke it.

Stephanie

I sorta drove Joey's car into the kitchen.

Jesse

You're the one who drove Joey's...? Steph, you can't even drive!

Stephanie

You're telling me.

Rebecca

No wonder you're moving to Mexico.

Danny

I close my eyes for two seconds and it's a Kimmy Gibbler telethon.

Joey

Danny, you've been out for four hours.

Danny

(checks his watch) Four hours. Why didn't anyone wake me? Oh no, I'm ruined, I ruined the telethon, my career is over...

Rebecca

Danny, we're still on the air.

Danny

(to camera) That concludes the dramatic portion of our show.

Wake up, San Francisco!

Danny

Hi. I'm the perky Danny Tanner.

Rebecca

And I'm the stiff Rebecca Donaldson. And starting next week, you'll be seeing a new and improved "Wake Up, San Francisco."

Danny

It's warmer.

Rebecca

It's friendlier.

Danny

So, let our happy home...

Rebecca

...be a part of your happy home.

Danny

Get yourself comfortable.

Rebecca

Grab yourself a cup of coffee.

Danny

And a Pop Tart. And join us every morning at 9:00 as we say...

Wake Up, San Francisco! [they clink their mugs, but they end up breaking]

Rebecca

Well, you can't miss the big party down at the station.

Joey

Why? Is... uh, Danny gonna be "Baby New Year" again?

Danny

Not after that wicked diaper rash I got last year.

DJ

(getting ready to square dance) I hate to get technical but we formed a triangle.

Rebecca

It will be much more square when my parents get here.

Jesse

You ain't kidding.

Rebecca

What?

Jesse

Oh, I said... I'll do your bidding.

Rebecca

That's all I ask.

Rebecca

[to Joey] You took him skydiving?! Well, where is he? What if something happened to him?!

Joey

Don't worry. He said if anything happens, I should marry you myself.

Rebecca

Mom! [cries in her mother's arms]

Stephanie

The Making of a Wedding, the saga continues. The groom is now 25 minutes late, and here's the man who let him jump out of a plane on his wedding day, Joey Gladstone. Joey, how do you feel right now?

Joey

Sad, hurt, angry, bitter, scared, used, and I'm pretty hungry. I forgot to eat breakfast.

Stephanie

Poor Joey, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. And here's Becky with her loving family. Any words for Uncle Jesse?

Rebecca

Darling, I just hope you're alright. But if you are alright, I'll kill you.

Danny

Becky, do you know something I don't?

Rebecca

Yes, I do. The gestation period of an elephant is 22 months.

Danny

Actually, I knew that.