Full House · Season 4
[talks about a traditional wedding from his town] According to Pompadour's tradition, they are married. You give the girl flowers, you walk her around the table and... that's what it's all about.
That's not a wedding, that's the Hokey-Pokey.
[after someone at the party breaks a plate in celebration] Now it's a Greek party! OPA!!!
[he throws a plate down to the floor, and it breaks]
OPA!!!
[they all do the same thing]
Can we watch Arsenio?
What do you think?
I think it's time for bed.
That's right. It's time for bed. To bed, I said.
Daddy, am I still your little princess?
Oh, you got it, dude.
[after reading Dr. Seuss, Michelle refuses to go to sleep] Don't shake your head. Your story's read. It's time for bed. To bed, I said.
Gotta lay off that Seuss, man.
[to Mr. Malatesta about Jesse] This man is not a hamburger, and I am not a side of fries, and you, sir, are a... Chicken McNugget!
Joey, are you gonna quit or order a Happy Meal?
[after catching Michelle and Danny dancing to "Shake Your Booty"]
Now I know why disco died.
[reads paper] Rebecca Donaldson, award-winning journalist and host of 'Wake Up, San Francisco' to wed... "Jersey Katsopolis"?
Jersey Katsopolis. Sounds like a Greek cow.
[an upset Stephanie enters the front door, followed by Joey]
Stephanie?
Steph, would you just stop and talk to me?
There's nothing to talk about! I don't have a mother, and there's nothing you guys can say to change that! Right?! [cut to the guys, who have no answer] See?
[she leaves to go upstairs]
I'd better go deal with this.
[heads upstairs]
[Stephanie angrily swipes D.J. and Kimmy's party snacks off her bed and sits down, as her sister also sits on the bed]
I'm sorry you had such a bad time tonight. I know exactly how you feel.
No, you don't! When you were 8, you got to go to a Honeybee slumber party with Mom!
But that doesn't mean I don't miss her just as much as you do.
It's not fair! All those girls with their moms tonight were so happy. Why couldn't I be happy too?
[moves next to her and puts her arm around her shoulder] Steph, it's okay. Sometimes, I look at other girls with their moms and feel the same way.
[sniffling] How do you make the feeling go away?
It's hard. But something that helps me is what I think of the things that we do have that other people don't have.
[still sniffling] Like what?
Well, we have three people that love us a lot. We're the only ones with a dad, an Uncle Jesse, and a Joey. We have something else too.
We do?
We have each other.
[they hug]
Wake up, San Francisco!
Hi. I'm the perky Danny Tanner.
And I'm the stiff Rebecca Donaldson. And starting next week, you'll be seeing a new and improved "Wake Up, San Francisco."
It's warmer.
It's friendlier.
So, let our happy home...
...be a part of your happy home.
Get yourself comfortable.
Grab yourself a cup of coffee.
And a Pop Tart. And join us every morning at 9:00 as we say...
Wake Up, San Francisco! [they clink their mugs, but they end up breaking]
Uncle Jesse, Aaron ate my elephant!
That's not fair, go eat his cookie. If somebody does something to you, do it back to him.
Works for me.
Give me your cookie!
That was my camel!
It's in my tummy now. [laughs tauntingly]
I saw lions and tigers and bears.
Oh my.
[having heard the big news] Joey's opening a fig newton in Vegas....and the chimps have lice.
I think you're a little mixed up.
I'm a lot mixed up.
[to a bodybuilder] Hey, mister, you are very lumpy.
I hope you're not offended. But if you are, that's her father over there.
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