[while Danny runs after the runaway boat, Jesse follows him]
Jesse, you'll never catch that boat!
I don't wanna catch the boat. I wanna catch Danny!
S3 E1Tanner's Island
S3 E2Back To School Blues
[upon seeing Jesse move like Elvis Presley] Jesse, Elvis never made one golf movie.
S3 E4Nerd For A Day
Joey, let's go! We're gonna be late!
Danny, what is the big rush?
Joey, you know I always leave the house at exactly 7:48. Now, thanks to you, I'm already two minutes late.
What are you talking about? We are right on time.
Joey. That's a barometer.
Well, in that case, we'd better get moving. There's a hurricane brewing.
S3 E5Granny Tanny
Who let you outta your crib?
I let me out.
You mean you climbed over the bars and jumped down all by yourself?
You got it, dude.
Jail break!
S3 E6Star Search
Joseph, you've been in toon-town for 2 days. Now, start acting like a human being.
S3 E7And They Call It Puppy Love
[Joey reads from the tabloids]
Listen to this, Michelle. "Psychic struck by lightning". If he was any good, he'd have seen that coming.
S3 E8Divorce Court
[whilst Jesse, Danny and Joey race] For those of you at home who think you're watching a slow-motion replay, do not be fooled. They are actually moving at this speed.
S3 E9Dr. Dare Rides Again
PPete
(in an old video from '83, when Jesse does the dare of his life) The doctor is about to operate!
Aren't you a little overdramatic there?
PPete
Not if you die.
Hey, look, I was dared, so I'm gonna do it.
GNGirl next to him
Not without a kiss for luck first.
Have mercy.
PPete
[so annoyed by their good-luck kiss, covers the camera lens with his right hand] Aw, don't waste tape on this. This is disgusting!
S3 E10The Greatest Birthday on Earth
Joey, what is an elephant doing in my living room?
JJoJo
Surprise, Cleano!
[the elephant catches JoJo's briefs with his trunk]
JJoJo
The surprise is on JoJo. She got my underwear!
I got a great cake.
Did ya get the triple chocolate with pink frosting in the shape of a clown's face with a big cherry-red nose? Did ya, did ya, DID YA?
Yes, Joey. Look at this. [shows Joey the cake]
Yes!
S3 E12Joey & Stacy and... Oh, Yeah, Jesse
[Right after kissing Stacy] Ay chihuahua!
Ay chihuahua?
I could've said, "Have mercy!" but it felt more like an, "Ay chihuahua!"
S3 E14Misadventures in Baby-Sitting
BBrian
Oh no! Not Kimmy Gobbler!
[to Steve, who is smoking heavily] You, sir, are a chimney!
S3 E16Bye Bye, Birdie
Hi, Dave, you're a pretty bird!
PMiss Petrie
Ready for a story boys and girls?
Come on, it's story time!
Miss Petrie, Dave flew out the window, Michelle did it.
PMiss Petrie
Well, it was just an accident, I'm sure Michelle didn't mean to do it.
I'm sorry, I'm a bad girl!
A very bad girl!
I'm a very bad girl!
S3 E1713 Candles
[alarm clock goes off] What time is it?
It's 3:47. I was born on this day at exactly 3:48.
You have an excellent memory.
(gets out of bed and looks at watch) 3, 2, 1, yes. (looks in mirror) I am now officially a teenager.
Well, pin a rose on your nose!
I gotta rest up for my party tonight. Oh, and don't forget, you're not invited.
I liked you better when you were a kid.
Well, those days are over. You are now sharing a room with a sophisticated, mature young woman. (gets into bed) I'M 13! (bounces in bed)
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