Danny Tanner quotes from Full House

Danny

D.J., go put Annie Oakley in her bunkhouse. Jesse, find a corral for Trigger. Joey, I’m out of cowboy metaphors, so let’s put away the grub. I was wrong, I had one more.

Danny

Sorry I’m late. I was doing a feature on “Great Moments in Bowling”, and I got hung up when I couldn’t find a second moment.

Danny

Who wants white meat? (cuts the turkey) Scratch the white meat. We have dark meat and really dark meat.

Danny

(To Michelle) What does Mr. Car say? You're right, he doesn't say anything, because he's dead.

Danny

Breakfast is ready. We're having pan... (sees Jesse's hair) ...cuts

Danny

I am stoked! Whatever that means.

Danny

You watch Wake Up, San Francisco because it's nice, and easy. Well this morning, I had a little too much coffee, so we're gonna do it nice... and rough.

Danny

[to Steve, who is smoking heavily] You, sir, are a chimney!

Danny

What? Why? How? Who?!

Danny

[to Rusty] Pranks are one thing, but when you mess with a man's shampoo, you're messing with the man.

Danny

[to Michelle] First, I'm gonna take you to preschool. And then I'm going to go to work, and then do the marketing, clean the house, send Kathy Santoni a get-well card, and still have time to put a hot dinner on the table. Impossible, you say? For the average father, yes. But not for me, because I am Super Dad!

Danny

[surprised after seeing Stephanie kiss Rusty wildly] Whoa! Stephanie, where'd you learn to do that? [scene shows DJ kissing Ricky]

Danny

What's happening to D.J. and me? We used to be so close. Becky, I feel like I'm losing my little girl.

Danny

[to DJ] Did you hear Eddie laughing at the dog show today? He just told you today was the best day he's had in a long time. You know, Deej, you can do a lot for a person just by being with them and caring about them.

Danny

"A" is for Ajax, "B" is for Brillo, "C" is for Clorox, "D" is for Drano.