Teddy quotes from Full House

Teddy

[when Michelle talks about how she doesn't have a mommy] You should get one. Mommies use fabric softener on your pajamas.

My daddy does that.

Teddy

Mommies always have lots of candy in their purse.

My daddy keeps Wet Wipes in his wallet.

Teddy

Mommies wear makeup and pretty dresses.

You got me there.

This is Comet, my pet stegosaurus.

Teddy

That's not a stegosaurus! That's a Golden Retriever.

You got a bad attitude.

My daddy's always leaving me.

Teddy

How come?

'Cause he's "spatula" of the month.

Teddy

If you say so.

Danny

Michelle, why did you do this?

'Cause I never see you anymore.

Teddy

Is that because you're the "spatula" of the month?

Danny

Eat your dessert, Teddy.

Aaron

Let's play superhero.

Teddy

I'll be Batman!

Aaron

I'll be Superman!

I'll be the Little Mermaid.

Aaron

That's not a superhero. That's a fish.

Rebecca

How about if Michelle is Wonder Woman?

Aaron

That's impossible. She doesn't have black hair.

Rebecca

What was I thinking?

Teddy

You can be Superman's mother.

What does Superman's mother do?

Teddy

She lays out Superman's pajamas.

Michelle, very good printing, but is there something missing from your I's?

I save the dots for last.

I do too.

Teddy, wanna dot my I's?

Teddy

Oooh! That's my favorite thing!