My daddy's always leaving me.
How come?
'Cause he's "spatula" of the month.
If you say so.
“Bachelor of the Month” · Season 5
In this episode: Danny Tanner (2), Michelle Tanner (2), Teddy (2)
Michelle, why did you do this?
'Cause I never see you anymore.
Is that because you're the "spatula" of the month?
Eat your dessert, Teddy.
I'm sorry this romantic date didn't turn out quite as I had planned.
VVicky
Actually, it was fun. I hope you don't mind if I tell the viewers on Monday that you're a terrific dad.
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