["Previously" on "Frisky Dingo"]
SSinn
I can't believe Killface fired me. Well, revenge shall be mine.
[kicking out the painting] No! Revenge shall be mine!
“The Grate Escape” · Season 1
In this episode: Killface (5), Xander Crews (5), Sinn (1), Ronnie (1), Torpedo Vegas (1), Valerie (1), Old Spice (1)
XTX-tacle #1
I can't believe Xander Crews had a twin brother!
XTX-tacle #2
Yeah, until Ronnie shot him in the face.
XTX-tacle #1
Has anyone got a prayer?
XTX-tacle #2
Oh! Uh... It's more of a limerick."
XTX-tacle #2
There once was a dead guy named Nearl. He rode around town on a squirrel. He said to the pig... I... don't actually have one.
XTX-tacle #1
Fantastic.
So if I'm here... this way... oh, here's an idea, indicate north. Otherwise it's not a map. It's just a drawing.
So get this, he didn't even have a car.
Well thank God we sorted that out.
Yeah.
Now will you please come on!
XTX-tacle #1
Come on, no sense mopin' around here all day.
Yes, have too many sad memories here. [Knocks over Nearl's wreath.] Also is messy.
XTX-tacle #1
Say we...treat ourselves, go do something fun.
XTX-tacle #2
Ooh, let's go to the illegal underground Chinese rabbit fights!
XTX-tacle #3
Oh...my...god!
XTX-tacle #2
What?
XTX-tacle #3
Let's get there this instant!
Barnaby, listen.
What?
I thought I heard something. [Xander Crews screams and presses against Killface]
I bet it's a chud.
We really need to get you some pants.
Yeah, that's not a pickle.
I know. It's your penis.
My penis? [deepens voice] My penis.
Barnaby...
Scrinching back!
So, what's the plan here, big 'un?
Well, first we follow this vented scum pipe to the lair of Torpedo Vegas, where we'll affect ingress through the drain in the men's lavatory. Once past the perimeter, you'll distract the first guard. [Xander is standing naked in front of a guard, rubbing his nipples]
Oh, me so horny! You distracted?! Oh, you like tea bag, Chinatown?
While I excecute a stealth kill. [Killface comes up behind the guard and snaps his neck]
GGuard
Ah, so...
Ha ha! Shh shh shh shh shh shh...yes, go see your mommy.
Then I'll face off with Torpedo Vegas mano-a-mano. Probably with katanas. [Killface slashes at Vegas with a katana]
You win this round... Killface... [the top half of his torso begins to slide off.]
Then I'll have a tearful reunion with Simon and we can all go home. Bing bong bing.
Yeah. My part's kinda gay.
Hah! Wait til you hear Plan B!
Uh...what's Plan B?
[They Round a corner and are faced with a dozen gun-wileding guards]
GGuard
Fleeze, douche bags!
I don't actually have one.
[Old Spice, Xander and Killface navigate the Torpedo Vegas sewers]
All right, tell Old Spice thanks for helping us escape… uh the map… Oh! And thanks for these new eyes!
[in Mandarin] Thanks for your help. And the eyes.
[in Mandarin] The glasses are only temporary.
Neat!
Oh, this bag of radishes.
[in Mandarin] Also, thanks for the radishes!
Move over bananas, I found a new source of potassium.
[in Mandarin] There should also be a turnip.
Oh, and tell him… [looks at Xander] you know, you’re really dead handsome.
[in Mandarin] He says you’re very handsome.
[looks nonplussed at Killface then Xander. In Mandarin] Tell him I have a wife. In China.
Uh… he says he has a car, in China.
Well, I don’t care about his car!
Well, I’m not gonna tell him that!
No, do tell him! Tell him that verbatim.
Owning a car in China has got to be, like, a huge deal! Of course he’s proud!
Barnaby.
Think how many rags he had to pick!
Time’s a bit of a factor here.
TELL HIM YOU’RE PROUD OF HIS CAR!
What does it matter what I say?
Well, he speaks English.
[to Old Spice] You speak English?
Yes.
[walks away] Mm-hmm.
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