Awesome X quotes from Frisky Dingo

Just a damn minute, Mr. man, are you even Asian?

Yeah, see, I kinda got this minority business loan.

Those loans are for non-threatening educated women of color.

Yeah, like maybe she wants to go into real estate.

Or maybe open up a beauty salon.

Xander

Screw it, shoot him.

Hey. Hey, whoa. Can't we work something out here. [slips him a postcard]

Xander

More. More. More, like a whole box more. And the villabouts of the whereain Kelly.

Whereabouts of the villain killface.

Xander

Did I say the villabouts of the whereain Kelly?

Yeah

Xander

'Cause I've been doing that a lot lately. I wonder if it's a tumor.

I know a good cancer doctor.

Hooper's in charge now.

How and why is Hooper in charge?!

Well...you know, he's...got a lot of great ideas and...um...leadership...ideas.

It's his tits, isn't it!

Oh, my God, are his tits not insane?

[sighs] They totally are.

Oh, and not just his tits either.

His ass.

It's like a peach, I've seen it.

Sing the song, dude.

There's a song?!

[singing] Deceptacles...

[joining in] More than you bargained for. [One does a drum solo]

Way to ruin it, "Neil Peart"

You, Awesome X, are now my prisoner.

Yeah, well, I got your prisoner right here! [Points guns at her] So, swirl that softly and gently around your erect nipples.

Deceptacles.

You know...

[taking X's guns] I'm just gonna hold these...

That's why I never let y'all have a song.

We need to go warn Killface.

But why to help not only mortal enemy, but also political opponent?

Not that it's any of your business, but...I have no plausible explanation.

[flying through air with Ronnie on his back] Quit grinding your fucking dick on me!

I cannot find comfort.

How about finding Killface's house?

Okay, but first, guess what.

What?

I feel like hobbit...on eagle.

Well, that's great, Ronnie...

Oh, Bilbo Baggins.

[fuel gauge on wrist reads empty] ...because now you guess what. [Both plummet to ground]

This must be the right place then, 'cause I am lookin' at two right now. Ah-ooga, I'm kidding. Did you guys bring the stuff?

Stuff...

Wait a minute, Gary sent you guys, right?

Oh, Gary! [nudging Ronnie]

Gary, you mean G-Money. We know that guy. Sent us here.

To you, from...somewhere else.

Well then...[revving scooter] get on the scooter!