HSHooper/Sinn
Greetings, America. (removes helmet) I. . .am. . .Sinn. (Deceptacles gasp in surprise, along with Killface, who is watching from home) And I, with my lover, the Dread Lobster...
And my sisters in chaos, Valerie and the supervillainess Antagone--
(Valerie growls and Antagone steps over with a cackle)
Who is soon to give birth to what I can only assume will be a giant, hideous ant-baby unwittingly sired by crippled billionaire tycoon Xander Crews--
(watching in office) God...damn it.
Now control the Annihilatrix, and your new President, in office thanks only to a corrupt Supreme Court...
(watching from the Oval Office) And more specifically, Stephen Breyer. Boosh! (Makes toast with Stan)
Is powerless to stop me, for backed by the might of the Annihilatrix, the Sisterhood of Chaos now rules the world! And now, back to the Haggar Pants 500.
(Network turns back to stock car race)
How can she afford a media buy? (Simon mumbles) Still...
DDoctor
So listen. I can't give you an okay to...
DDoctor
...go battle a cadre of supervillains on top of a giant doomsday device.
Well, not with that attitude!
DDoctor
Remember when Killface punched you with a penguin at the Haggar Pants Presidential Debate (Turns on X-ray of Xander's spine)
DDoctor
Well, that cracked your C3 and C4 vertebrae, so... you ever see Hooper?
Yeah, that robot with the big tits!
DDoctor
No, but that sounds awesome.
DDoctor
I meant the Burt Reynolds movie where he's a hard-living stuntman.
DDoctor
It is. Anyway, one more impact to the neck, and you'll be paralyzed.
DDoctor
Same basic plot as in the movie.
God, that sounds awesome.
But who's gonna stop Hooper?
DDoctor
Well, it's already out on DVD.
No, I mean the robot with the big tits.
DDoctor
Really sounds awesome.
(Wendell, dressed in Awesome X top, delivers a flying kick to the Doctor)
I actually have some thoughts on that.
DDoctor
Oh my God, now my neck's broken!
What! How could you even say that? I'm a freakin' force of nature here. Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew--
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! ::crash::
Oh...I'll get you a new lamp.
Yeah, that was actually a sconce.
Yeah, it's just...I kind of spent a lot of time developing the Awesome X brand.
Totally, yeah and it's understandable, you know, you're protective of it.
And I hate for you to go up there and...
...get your fat ass handed to you.
You just, ah...went ahead and put it out there.
Just so you know, this armor does not protect my feelings.
Ok, you know what? Yeah, do it.
Yeah, because either your dumb ass dies or you somehow manage to kill the unspeakable horror about to spew forth from my ex-girlfriend's womb.
Cause ah, you know, big picture, child support...
I'm not saying perform an abortion...
But, let's see if you can't stab that thing while it's still in her belly.
Could maybe stab her in the belly if I had a machete.
(Antagone is gloating about her soon to be born "chitinous spawn")
You know, I'm REALLY starting to re-think this whole "Sisterhood of Chaos" thing...
Yeah, cause I'm, like, totally charming!
TOTALLY! (Antagone cackles again) Her, though...
