Bloo quotes from Foster&#039;s Home for Imaginary Friends

[laughs after seeing this on ViewTube] Hahaha. Works every time.

Come on, Mac, let's go.

See you later, Bloo. Light off, right?

Bloo

Ow.

EEverybody

Water Park! WOO!

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Bloo

Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to Foster's?

GGeezer

What's that?

Bloo

Foster's! I need to get to Foster's!

GGeezer

Flatsberg's, you say?

Bloo

[getting annoyed] Foster's! Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!

GGeezer

Flatsberg's Cone for Mackinary Hens?

Bloo

Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends!

GGeezer

Flatsberg's Gnome Floor in Mackin' Harry's Pants?

Bloo

Foster's… Home… For… Imaginary… Friends!

GGeezer

Flatsberg's Foamy Foreign Asian Dairy Plants?

Bloo

Foster's…

GGeezer

Flatsberg's…

Bloo

Home…

GGeezer

Dome…

Bloo

For…

GGeezer

Wharf…

Bloo

Imaginary…

GGeezer

Engaged Blueberry…

Bloo

FRIENDS!

GGeezer

Soup!

[Bloo screams in frustration and walks away]

GGeezer

Ahh yourself.

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EEveryone

But Frankie, we need you!

[Then they will plead Frankie to come with them, as they remind her of the other stuff she did for them]

Sí. And I is miss how you sew my beanie baggie when they rip- so the beanies they don't fall out of the baggie!

I'm sorry, but I miss how you pump my basketballs so they were always just wright!

I know how you helped with my homework! I may if it's like a really long math problem!

Cococococococococococo!

Bloo

Besides, who's gonna make us Frankie Foster's famous flinginberry butter-drenched toast?!

[realizes; misunderstanding] Oh, I get it. You didn't rescue me and everyone knows you missed me. You missed all of the other stuff for you!

What? No, we-

Well, you can forget it! I'm sick of taking care of everyone and everything and never getting a thoughtful word of thanks, an ounce of help, or a tiny LITTLE SMIDGEN OF RESPECT! [she walks to the door] You guys are just like Mr. Herriman! I'm just a servant to you! Well, guess what?! In this world, I'm one person who's taken care of, [sheds into angry tears] and THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT! [angrily slams the door behind her as she leaves]

No! Frankie, wait! [goes after her, but as he tries to open the door, someone tries to block their favorite sides, it's World, possessing a sorcerer body]

[infuriated] Nobody upsets my Princess Frankie! [tries to point his favorite staff at the gang with unconscious gas] You never should come here! Feel ready to say goodbye to Frankie FOREVER!

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Aha! There you are, Miss Francis!

Mr. Herri-

[stops her from talking] Now, where is this toy chest friend? [hops angrily over to World] You, young man, are a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad boy! Luring a naive, young woman into to this silly little imaginary world and keeping her from her duties! Tsk, tsk, tsk. Shame on you! Now, I'm taking Miss Frances and those unsupported whimper-snappers over here back to their wrightful home! And you, young man, you are going to stay here in this toy chest, alone! And think long and hard about what you have done before or once or since! [pushing Frankie and the other people away]

Ow, ow, ow! Mr. Herriman. You have no idea, what you just did-

I know very well what I'm doing, young lady.

[becoming incredibly enraged with hatred as his castle melts] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! GIVE HER TO ME! GIVE HER TO ME! NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FRANKIE IS MINE! MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!

Good heavens! What's happening?!

Bloo

YOU PEEVED HIM OFF, THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING!

[World's castle is about to try to fall down, lava erupts, Frankie and the other people escape to World's Imagination]

NO! NO! GIVE HER BACK TO ME!

[They continue to run as they go across obstacles and they fall across, and they run as the ground shatters, and they continue to run as the world begins to go out of control]

NOOOOOOOOOO! [turns background into shapes and nightmares] SHE NEEDS TO STAY! WITHOUT HER, MY OWN WORLD IS EMPTY! AND I'M NOTHING!

[Then the world turns into a white void while the others running]

Bloo

Good grief! Are we getting anywhere?!

I don't know! Just keep running!

Look!

[They spot a scribbled tree in the distance]

Yes! This is the tree I wrote on before people learn I first got here! That means the entrance is...

AAll

Up there!

[looks at the tree, reading what Frankie wrote; offended] Well, I never!

Oh, yes, you have!

Ay-Yi-Yi! Why do I always need to get on the bottom?!

[Frankie and the others are climbing to reach the entrance]

Just higher...

We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!

[echoing] NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE HER! I SHAN'T LET YOU! I WON'T LET YOU!

[Then the shaking causes the gang to fall off and the stuff blows away as Frankie and the others try to hold on until it stops]

Is everybody okay? Is everyone okay?

[Screams]

Did you try to hurt yourself?!

[Screams]

Did you break something?!

[Screams]

Bloo

Is it your arm?!

[Screams]

Is it your leg?!

[Screams]

Cocococo?!

[Screams]

Oh, for goodness sake! What's it?!

[World, possessing a dragon-like monster toy body appears behind them and roars in fury]

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Bloo

[getting brown pain on his right shoulder while painting the sign with Wilt] Try to watch it, will you? You're getting paint all over me! Explain to me again, why are we trying to paint the house?

Because of the new Fair Chore Act decree by Mr. Herriman, remember? The whole house voted and unanimously agreed that Frankie needed some help. We tried to sign it.

Bloo

Oh, yeah! That was dumb of us.

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Bloo

Hey, leave that alone!

[Frankie's goons are using Bloo Superdude's armor]

Bloo

You! Put that down! It's not under warranty anymore! [Frankie stirs the potion] Why can't you just let make presence known "The Great Creator of Everything?" He'll be expecting me. Pretty please? With sugar on top?

Sugar on top? Okay! [Frankie drips the sugar on the poison]

Bloo

What is that?

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[Wilt dares Bloo to unplug the TV in the rec room, but as he pulls out the TV's plug from the outlet, indistinct complaining from Fluffer Nutter, Sunset Junction, and Boomer are heard, and they arise in front of the TV, glaring mad at him]

What the heck?! We've been playing that game for nine hours!

Bloo

Uh… [runs down the halls as they chase him] Wilt dared me to do it! WILT DARED ME TO DO IT! [hides behind Wilt's tall legs]

Oh, he did, did he? Well, Wilt, I dare you to.... eat Jackie's sandwich!

[Boomer faints]

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[Jackie Khones enters the foyer, eating his sandwich, revealing that Wilt didn't dare to eat it]

Bloo

What! You didn't eat it?!

Eat what?

Bloo

Your sandwich. We dared Wilt to eat your sandwich, and he didn't do it!

You what?! No, no, no, no. That's not a dare. That's a death wish.

Told you.

You want a dare? I'll give you a dare. I dare one of y'all to steal Madame Foster's gold-plated dentures.

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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Today's not Sunday, but friends from all over the house have joined together for the first-ever Foster's Dare Cup Tournament! They will endure intense physical trials, face life-changing humiliation…and maybe eat a worm. All for the chance of winning the title "Ultimate Dare Master!" Let the dares begin! Round 1 – Bloopy Pants VS. Preparation Ape. Dare!

PAPreparation Ape

Punch a friend in the butt.

[Bloopy Pants sneaks up behind Frankie while she's washing dishes, punches her in the buttocks and dashes away]

Hey!

Dare!

BPBloppy Pants

Lay out by the pool without (wearing) sunblock.

[Preparation Ape is laying outside by the pool on a beach chair, in pain; gives in by squirting loads of sunblock on himself]

Winner: Bloppy Pants. Round 2 – Bloo VS. Rodney Squiddlebeak. Dare!

RRodney

Handlebar mustache draw!

[Bloo successfully draws a handlebar mustache on his face with a marker]

Dare!

Bloo

Braid Creaky Pete's beard!

[Rodney tries to braid Creaky Pete's beard, but fails when a swarm of bats fly out]

Bloo

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Winner: Bloo. Round 3 – Mac VS. Yogi Boo Boo. Players, to the ready. Dare!

Yogi Boo Boo

Mac, I dare you to… [thinking] Eh, to…

Make him eat something!

BBoomer

Give him a mohawk.

Make him admit he loves someone.

Bloo

Make it Frankie. Mac loves Frankie. He’ll never be able to do that one.

[shocked] Bloo!

Bloo

He's had a crush on her like forever.

Nuh-uh! I do not! Everyone loves me like a dear little brother more than Mac.

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[Bloo is holding auditions for some imaginary friends to take Eduardo's place after he got adopted by a little girl named Esmeralda from last week's Adopt-a-Thought Saturday]

SJSunset Junction

I'm a little confused about the script. There's like, 10 pages of crying and then some random Spanish phrases that make no sense. And who are Darby and Explorin' Lauren?

Bloo

I like the fur, although we'd have to dye it purple. But you'll have to lose the scarf and mittens and put on about 200 pounds.

SJSunset Junction

What?! [offended] Say, what sort of production is this, anyway?

Bloo

There's no production, my friend, just the role of a lifetime! Our little troupe has recently lost a member, and one lucky applicant will get to take his place.

SJSunset Junction

Wait, because Eduardo got adopted, you're holding auditions for a new Ed? [rips apart the script pages and storms out of the room in annoyance, slamming the door]

I'm sorry, Bloo. I know you miss Ed. We all do. But replacing him with someone else won't stop the pain you're feeling. [Coco squawks in agreement] Besides, it's kind of nice to have a bed to sleep in.

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TMTelegram Man

Two telegrams for Foster from Mr. Gloppy Sands.

Bloo

[snatches them out of his hand] That's Bloppy Pants, you, you… FAKE MAILMAN! [angrily closes the door on him]

[baffled] Two telegrams? That's kind of strange.

Bloo

Here, live it up. [gives them to Wilt]

[reading the first telegram] "Have dropped out of school, will seek my fortune elsewhere."

[Cut to Bloppy Pants in a rat race, struggling for wealth; back to Foster's]

[enters the house with Mac, carrying a handful of more letters] Bloo, what did you do to the telegram guy?

[Telegram Man bawls and wails off-screen]

Bloo

The mail!

[sets the letters down on the floor] Yep, 34 new letters.

[carrying a C.O.D. package from Jackie Khones] Plus this package from Jackie.

And two telegrams from Bloppy Pants. Here's the latest. [reads the second telegram] "Have left the rat race behind, pursuing alternative career opportunities."

[Cut to a rodeo; Bloppy Pants is running around on the field, dressed up as a clown, while being chased by a bull]

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Bloo

[holding the tree bark piece] Please be alive, please be alive, please be alive, please be alive, please be alive, please be alive, please be alive!

CCy

Oh, here, I'll read it. It'll help me stay in character. [clears throat and reads] "Get away, you malo hunters! I no lead you to the unicorns! What? Who? No! You make un grande mistake! I am not this Samsquatch of which you speak! I never even heard of him! No, don't point that thing at me! AAH! I have been shot!" [Goo, Bloo, Wilt, and Coco all react in shock of horror, believing that Eduardo is dead] That's all there is. [Bloo starts sobbing hysterically; in Spanish] Lo siento, Azul.

Bloo

Don't you dare speak Spanglish, you lousy imposter!

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[Bloppy Pants crashes a trailer truck into the foyer and jumps out]

[shocked] Master Bloppy Pants?! What have you done?!

BPBloppy Pants

Only thing I could do! Had to escape the horrors of the outside world! COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! [opens up the back doors of the truck, revealing all the recently adopted imaginary friends] So I went and saved the others and brought us all back to Foster's.

[hugs Jackie as he hops out; happily] Jackie!

Who loves you, baby?

[The other imaginary friends hop out of the truck and enter the house]

IFImaginary Friend Crayon

I was actually quite happy in my new home.

EEveryone

[surprised as Sam Burger hops out] Sam Burger?!

[puzzled] But how did you-- how could you-- who am I?

SBSam Burger

That Bloppy Pants is a miracle worker.

EEveryone

[as Eduardo is the last to hop out of the truck; happily] Eduardo!

Bloo

[surprised] But, but… we thought you were shot!

Sí. I was shot. [takes out a magazine with him on the cover] With a telephoto lens. The hunters turned out to be reporters looking for Samsquatch, or Bigfoot. Then they got a good look at me, and start calling me "big butt" instead. I no can stay Ezzie anymore. Her papa no like the paparazzi. Be honest, does this photo make my heinie look muy grande?

It's good to have you home, Ed.

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[Frankie and Mr. Herriman are having a talk with Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo and Coco]

[sternly] Do you guys know why I gathered you here today?

You es getting a divorce?

What? No! Ed, I'm not even married.

[relieved] Oh, that is a big relief.

Mr. Herriman and I are having some very important people over for a very important party.

Bloo

I'm there!

[impatiently] Bloo!

Bloo

You gotta let me come, I'm the life of every party! [starts singing and dancing] ♪ Ain't no party like a Blooregard party 'cause the Blooregard party don't stop! Ain't no party like a Blooregard party 'cause the Blooregard party don't-- ♪

[cuts him off] Stop! None of you are coming. It's for grown-ups only.

I'm sorry, but is there anything we can do to help with the party?

Yes, Wilt, there is. You can all help me very much by behaving.

Bloo

Oh, please, when have we ever not behaved?

[reproachfully] You're right, I'm gonna have to be way less vague. Here's the rule, while the party's going on, you cannot set foot on the first floor.

Coco cococo? ("But what will we do?")

You can pick. Either go upstairs, or stay outside.

Hmm. That es a muy hard decision.

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Fire! There is a fire! FRANKIE! THERE IS A FI-

Bloo

[hops onto Ed to stop him] Are you crazy?! Frankie told us we have to be quiet!

Don't worry! I'll put it out! [runs down the hallway, sees a fire extinquisher, and reads the sign above it] "Break in case of an emergency." Well, I guess this is an emergency. I mean, unless something else happens and it's a bigger emergency, and we should break the glass, then...

[impatiantly] Co coco! [she grabs the mallet next to the extinquisher ready to break the glass, but is stopped by Bloo.]

Bloo

Break glass? Are you crazy?! That's gonna be way too loud!

[panicked] Coco cococo co co co!

Water! Water is muy quiet to put out the fire!

[Bloo and the others turn on the shower to fill up a bucket of water but hear how loud the shower is starting up. The shower is too loud and Eduardo is forced to turn it off.]

The pipes, they have no inside voices!

[Suddenly, a loud beeping is heard. Their smoke detector has gone off.]

It's the smoke detector!

[They turn off the smoke detector. Jackie Khones comes in to see the fire]

You got a fire in your room.

BWBloo, Wilt, Coco, & Edurado

[silently] WE KNOW!