Sunset Junction, Bloo and others in “Unfinished Business”

I'm a little confused about the script. There's like, 10 pages of crying and then some random Spanish phrases that make no sense. And who are Darby and Explorin' Lauren?

Bloo

I like the fur, although we'd have to dye it purple. But you'll have to lose the scarf and mittens and put on about 200 pounds.

What?! [offended] Say, what sort of production is this, anyway?

Bloo

There's no production, my friend, just the role of a lifetime! Our little troupe has recently lost a member, and one lucky applicant will get to take his place.

Wait, because Eduardo got adopted, you're holding auditions for a new Ed? [rips apart the script pages and storms out of the room in annoyance, slamming the door]

Wilt

I'm sorry, Bloo. I know you miss Ed. We all do. But replacing him with someone else won't stop the pain you're feeling. [Coco squawks in agreement] Besides, it's kind of nice to have a bed to sleep in.