Eduardo quotes from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Eduardo

[after Terrence gets electrocuted and peed his pants] Who's a scaredy baby for now?

Eduardo

[to Bloo] No? Well he should have. You're the one who ruined his carrot roast with your giant metal ball, not me, no, I'm going to miss suffer!

Eduardo

[as Terrence seizes his camera; menacingly] Let go of my memories! [savagely bashes Terrence on the head, knocking him out unconsciously, and catches his camera]

Wilt

Mac, Bloo, this is Eduardo. He's one of the sweetest imaginary friends here at Foster's. He couldn't try to hurt a fly.

Eduardo

Oh, sí, I'm too scared of them anyhow.

Look, stupid, you call this vicious?

Coco

Cocococococo! Co cocococo cococococo coco co cococo co co! Cococo cococo co CO CO!

Bloo

Exactly.

What? No, I don't want any cocoa, I just want Tiffany.

No, take me!/Take me, take me!

No. [to Wilt] You're so broken. [to Eduardo] You're a chicken, [to Coco] and you're ... a crazy chicken. [shows Bloo to Herriman] I want this dunderhead.

Mr. Herriman

Very well. [signs the paperwork]

[becomes sad about losing Bloo and fall on the floor] NO!

Frankie

Okay, folks, that’s enough. Look, I’m really sorry. I know you wanna help but you see that this little girl really wants Tif… I mean, Bloo and…

Bloo

[becomes sad] And I guess it’s true. Mac doesn't want her after all.

Mac

[offscreen] Shut up! [Bloo (along with Frankie, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, Mr. Herriman, Duchess, the millionaire daughter, and the millionaire mother and father) looks to see a little boy at the door] Don't want you, are you insane?

Bloo

[now happy] MAC!

Frankie

Now, just look what you know to do.

Coco

Co co cococococo. Co- co. Coco coco co!

Frankie

You go, girl.

Coco

Coo Co! Cocococococo. Coco coco coco. Cocococococococo coco coco co Coco co co. Coo Co! [pause] Coco!

Mac

I assume that had something to do with "If you're gonna show up late, you have to accept the consequences and your friend may have been adopted and you can't get him back and responsibility and blah blah blah blah blah." But that's just it! I'm late because the kid who adopted Bloo is a total jerk, 'cause-

Mr. Herriman

Master Mac! The young man who adopted Bloo, is by no means a jerk. Ahem, excuse me, a juvenile delinquent. He was, in fact, one of the greatest children, I have ever had the pleasure dealing with. And furthermore, if you're going to come in late, you may accept that--

Frankie

We've already been through that.

Mr. Herriman

What? Who?

Eduardo

Es Coco. She explained.

Mr. Herriman

And Master Mac understood her?

Wilt

Well, yeah, he is a smart kid.

Eduardo

Sí, he creates Bloo. He has good head on shoulders.

Mr. Herriman

Impressive. I guess the child is quite bright.

Wilt

Oh, yeah.

Eduardo

Sí.

Coco

Coco.

Frankie

Totally.

Mr. Herriman

Hm.

Wilt

Yup.

Eduardo

Muy bueno.

Coco

Coco!

Frankie

I'll say.

Mr. Herriman

Ah.

Wilt

Sure is.

Eduardo

It's true.

Coco

Coco.

Frankie

Right.

Mr. Herriman

Hm.

Mac

YES! Fine, we got it earlier, I'm a smart kid, okay? Great. But I like to do one thing I can figure out. I know for a fact that Bloo was not adopted by a nice kid, but instead he was adopted by my horrible older brother, Terrence, who locked me in a closet all day, so he can come here and get Bloo. The other problem is, Terrence is stupid. Not just stupid, but really stupid. He'd never be able to devise a good plan like this, so he must work with somebody. Somebody who does wanna get rid of Bloo once and for all. But what I can't figure out is who. Who would wanna get rid of Bloo?

Frankie

DUCHESS!

Mac

Alright, guys! Let's Bloo this!

Wilt

Aw, man. I'm sorry, but that was not okay.

Eduardo

Muy stinko.

Coco

Coco.

Terrence

Lame. So lame. That was stupider than me.

Bloo

Yeah, Mac. "Let's Bloo this?" C'mon, man. That's really stupid.

Bloo

[mumbling with his mouth closed] I'm not moving.

Mac

What?

Bloo

I'm not moving.

Eduardo

Yo no comprende.

Mac

I think he said he's not moving. Is that right? [Bloo nods] Why?

Bloo

[mumbling] Herriman.

Mac

Merry men?

Bloo

No, Herriman.

Eduardo

Scary men? [screams]

Bloo

Herriman.

Coco

Coco?

Bloo

No! Merri... Herriman, HERRIMAN, HERRIMAN!!! He's been on my case all morning, harping on all the rules I seem to be breaking, and said that if I don't start following them, he's gonna boot my blue butt to the curb! Man, oh, man, is this guy uptight?! Is anyone else around here aware of his insane two-square rule?! I've never heard of anything so-

Oh, you are busted.

Eduardo

It's Madame Foster.

Bloo

What?

Mac

You busted her favorite bust.

Bloo

What?

Wilt

Herriman's prized possession.

Bloo

What?

Coco

Coco-coco-coco-co.

Wilt

She's wright. Herriman's totally gonna kill you.

Bloo

I don't believe this. I was in the clear, man. I was gonna stand here perfectly still all day. I wouldn't have broken anything. Then you guys come along with all your "no comprendo" and "I don't understand". Make me move and knock over stuff, and then what do you do? You turn on me. That stinks! Thanks a lot, guys.

Wilt

How about I say I did it?

Bloo

It's okay, guys. Forget it. It was me, me, not you, and I'm not letting any of you take the other blame. It's okay, I've had it, I'm going. I'm packing up, I'm trying to head out, and I'm making history.

Mac

Hold on there, Hobo Joe. Maybe we can do something?

Coco

Co-coco.

Mac

Fix it? How?

Eduardo

Coco es loco.

Bloo

No, she's wright, guys. Don't you see? Busting this bust is gonna get me as busted as anyone can get busted. So anything bad I do from now on is nothing, and if I need to break some rules so I can fix what I busted, maybe, just maybe, I won't end up getting busted at all. Come on, another time for plan A: fix it.

Uh, hi. My name is, uh, Bloppy Pants and I like to get adopted.

My favorite color is pink.

I like living on the edge! Fast cars and motorcycles! Yeah!

My likes are walks on the beach, dancing, new experiences, the outdoors.

Wilt

I'm not great. You can adopt one of the other awesome friends here.

My--my dislikes are rude people and broccoli.

Coco

Coco coco coco coco coco coco co! [kicks the camera]

I'm looking for someone who's rich and good-looking and in really great shape.

No losers, please.

Eduardo

[screams] What is that?! Get away, get away! It steal my soul.

I just want to love. [Bloo laughs]

Mac

Bloo, stop it. You're making everyone look dumb.

Bloo

Hey, they don't need my favorite help in that department.

Mac

Well, stop it, okay?

Eduardo

TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES! TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!

Mac

Eduardo, STOP! Wilt, you wanna give me your t-shirt! We can't let Mr. Herriman see it!

Wilt

Sheesh, all you had to do was ask.

Frankie

Coco, we need that hat!

Coco

Coco!

Bloo

We just wanna borrow it!

Coco

Coco!

Mr. Herriman

Master Eduardo, what is the meaning of this?!

Eduardo

Uh… I tripped.

Mr. Herriman

Well, do be more careful next weekend.

Berry

IT'S NOT FAIR! I'M THE SWEETEST GIRL IN THE WORLD, AND I STAYED IN THE STUPID HOUSE WITH THESE STUPID PEOPLE!

Frankie

A little sour under that sweetness.

Eduardo

And a little loco.

Berry

So I could shower you with MY snickerdoodles, scrapbook and way with noticing. We have to do this together. This has to be OUR record. This was supposed to be OUR GIANT RUBBER BAND BALL OF LOVE!

Bloo

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said anything about love, Heather?

Berry

MY NAME IS BERRY!

Bloo

Really? Because you look like a Heather to me.

Wilt

What burrito, Ed?

Eduardo

Oh, um… I, uh, nightmare about a burrito?

Coco

Coco?

Eduardo

Si, again. Sorry.

Bloo

Speaking of burritos, I'm starving. Let's go have breakfast. I need lots of energy to finish constructing that orphernometer before Mac shows up.

Eduardo

Bloo? You no el perrito.

Bloo

I most certainly am not a burrito.