[holding the tree bark piece] Please be alive, please be alive, please be alive, please be alive, please be alive, please be alive, please be alive!
Oh, here, I'll read it. It'll help me stay in character. [clears throat and reads] "Get away, you malo hunters! I no lead you to the unicorns! What? Who? No! You make un grande mistake! I am not this Samsquatch of which you speak! I never even heard of him! No, don't point that thing at me! AAH! I have been shot!" [Goo, Bloo, Wilt, and Coco all react in shock of horror, believing that Eduardo is dead] That's all there is. [Bloo starts sobbing hysterically; in Spanish] Lo siento, Azul.
Don't you dare speak Spanglish, you lousy imposter!
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