Look, stupid, you call this vicious?
CocoCocococococo! Co cocococo cococococo coco co cococo co co! Cococo cococo co CO CO!
What? No, I don't want any cocoa, I just want Tiffany.
WEWilt, Eduardo, and Coco
No, take me!/Take me, take me!
No. [to Wilt] You're so broken. [to Eduardo] You're a chicken, [to Coco] and you're ... a crazy chicken. [shows Bloo to Herriman] I want this dunderhead.
Very well. [signs the paperwork]
WEWilt, Eduardo, and Coco
[becomes sad about losing Bloo and fall on the floor] NO!
Okay, folks, that’s enough. Look, I’m really sorry. I know you wanna help but you see that this little girl really wants Tif… I mean, Bloo and…
[becomes sad] And I guess it’s true. Mac doesn't want her after all.
[Just as it looks all hope is lost…]
[offscreen] Shut up! [Bloo (along with Frankie, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, Mr. Herriman, Duchess, the millionaire daughter, and the millionaire mother and father) looks to see a little boy at the door] Don't want you, are you insane?
Now, just look what you know to do.
Coco
Co co cococococo. Co- co. Coco coco co!
Coco
Coo Co! Cocococococo. Coco coco coco. Cocococococococo coco coco co Coco co co. Coo Co! [pause] Coco!
I assume that had something to do with "If you're gonna show up late, you have to accept the consequences and your friend may have been adopted and you can't get him back and responsibility and blah blah blah blah blah." But that's just it! I'm late because the kid who adopted Bloo is a total jerk, 'cause-
Master Mac! The young man who adopted Bloo, is by no means a jerk. Ahem, excuse me, a juvenile delinquent. He was, in fact, one of the greatest children, I have ever had the pleasure dealing with. And furthermore, if you're going to come in late, you may accept that--
We've already been through that.
And Master Mac understood her?
Well, yeah, he is a smart kid.
Sí, he creates Bloo. He has good head on shoulders.
Impressive. I guess the child is quite bright.
Coco
Coco.
Coco
Coco!
Coco
Coco.
YES! Fine, we got it earlier, I'm a smart kid, okay? Great. But I like to do one thing I can figure out. I know for a fact that Bloo was not adopted by a nice kid, but instead he was adopted by my horrible older brother, Terrence, who locked me in a closet all day, so he can come here and get Bloo. The other problem is, Terrence is stupid. Not just stupid, but really stupid. He'd never be able to devise a good plan like this, so he must work with somebody. Somebody who does wanna get rid of Bloo once and for all. But what I can't figure out is who. Who would wanna get rid of Bloo?
Alright, guys! Let's Bloo this!
[the others make noises of disgust]
Aw, man. I'm sorry, but that was not okay.
Coco
Coco.
Lame. So lame. That was stupider than me.
Yeah, Mac. "Let's Bloo this?" C'mon, man. That's really stupid.
[mumbling with his mouth closed] I'm not moving.
I think he said he's not moving. Is that right? [Bloo nods] Why?
Coco
Coco?
No! Merri... Herriman, HERRIMAN, HERRIMAN!!! He's been on my case all morning, harping on all the rules I seem to be breaking, and said that if I don't start following them, he's gonna boot my blue butt to the curb! Man, oh, man, is this guy uptight?! Is anyone else around here aware of his insane two-square rule?! I've never heard of anything so-
[After Bloo accidentally breaks Madame Foster's bust]
MWMac, Wilt, Eduardo, and Coco
Oh, you are busted.
You busted her favorite bust.
Herriman's prized possession.
Coco
Coco-coco-coco-co.
She's wright. Herriman's totally gonna kill you.
I don't believe this. I was in the clear, man. I was gonna stand here perfectly still all day. I wouldn't have broken anything. Then you guys come along with all your "no comprendo" and "I don't understand". Make me move and knock over stuff, and then what do you do? You turn on me. That stinks! Thanks a lot, guys.
How about I say I did it?
It's okay, guys. Forget it. It was me, me, not you, and I'm not letting any of you take the other blame. It's okay, I've had it, I'm going. I'm packing up, I'm trying to head out, and I'm making history.
Hold on there, Hobo Joe. Maybe we can do something?
Coco
Co-coco.
No, she's wright, guys. Don't you see? Busting this bust is gonna get me as busted as anyone can get busted. So anything bad I do from now on is nothing, and if I need to break some rules so I can fix what I busted, maybe, just maybe, I won't end up getting busted at all. Come on, another time for plan A: fix it.
Okay. Now, if I was Mr. Herriman and I had glue, where would I put it?
Coco
[points up to a small box on the top shelf] Coco-co?
"Items for imaginary friends to NEVER, NEVER TOUCH NEVER." Sounds wright. [Wilt takes the glue out of the box and the doorknob starts rattling] Uh-oh.
[enters] Okay. The house is now entirely TP'd. Just this last roll in Herriman's private... what are you all doing in here?
Please, Frankie. Please don't tell.
Tell what? What are you guys up to?
We're not really up to anything. I mean, we are, but we aren't. We are in that we are up to trying to fix something. But we aren't because we aren't just doing something to be bad, which is just what Herriman would think if he saw us because, see, it was all just an accident.
When I accidentally busted Madame Foster's bust when I was trying not to bust anything because I knew Mr. Herriman would bust me if I did.
But it wasn't his fault. Herriman totally freaked him out.
So we've been fixing what I broke by breaking a lot of rules.
[on the intercom] Miss Frances, what have you been doing all day? None of the bathrooms have toothpaste.
Miss Frances, you also seem to have neglected to restock the soap.
Well, those water balloons didn't help.
So it was you. All of you have been making my favorite day horrible.
Folks, this isn't cool. Sorry, but I need to say something to him.
No, Frankie. Please don't tell on Bloo.
[Mac records the imaginary friends' interviews for adoption via camera]
Uh, hi. My name is, uh, Bloppy Pants and I like to get adopted.
My favorite color is pink.
RRRed Rusher
I like living on the edge! Fast cars and motorcycles! Yeah!
SSassyfrass
My likes are walks on the beach, dancing, new experiences, the outdoors.
I'm not great. You can adopt one of the other awesome friends here.
SJSunset Junction
My--my dislikes are rude people and broccoli.
Coco
Coco coco coco coco coco coco co! [kicks the camera]
SLSally Linda
I'm looking for someone who's rich and good-looking and in really great shape.
SMSloppy Moe
No losers, please.
[screams] What is that?! Get away, get away! It steal my soul.
JJambalaya
I just want to love. [Bloo laughs]
Bloo, stop it. You're making everyone look dumb.
Hey, they don't need my favorite help in that department.
[Mac and Bloo feel sick from playing outside in the mud on a rainy day]
Oh, pal, you feel a bit warm.
Yeah, you don't feel hot.
I don't feel so… [sniffs] hot either.
Come on, I'll take you home.
Coco
[in unison] Coco! Coco! Coco!
[in unison] Bye, Mac. Feel better, man. Sorry. [Mac sneezes] Gesundheit.
I thought steam was supposed to unstuff me. I gotta get some air in here. [pulls at the chains on the window]
The rattling! The terrible rattling!
[Bloo bursts out of the bathroom, trying to get the chains off him, and Eduardo screams]
[Wilt and Eduardo both scream, Wilt jumps in fright and gets his head stuck in the ceiling, Eduardo runs, and Coco comes down the hall still dressed like a ghost]
Coco
COCO! [Bloo screams] Coco! Coco! COCO!
[Eduardo runs and screams, bursting through the walls. He bumps into a wall-like imaginary friend and gets sent flying back]
WFWall Friend
Try to watch where you're going, pal.
[Eduardo screams]
Sorry. Really. Shan't happen because none of it can happen again. Won't happen because none of it seems to happen again. Go on back to bed. Don't you worry about a little thing. Every little thing is gonna be alright right now, there's definitely not a- [Eduardo grabs him and pulls him down] Cannibal Ghost.
[Wilt and Eduardo fall and they Bloo draped in Coco's sheet]
Coco? It's been you this whole time, hasn't it? Why, of all the rotten tricks to- [he removes the sheet, revealing Bloo underneath it] Homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina-
Now, we need to feel quiet so the ghost won't know we're coming. So no feeling spooky and yelly at all, okay?
Coco
Coco.
[Eduardo spots Bloo coming up behind them and pokes Coco and Wilt]
[Eduardo pokes them again]
What is it? You need to tell me THE GHOST IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
What is the meaning of this?!
Coco
Coco cococo, co co co co!
Caught a ghost? It's preposterous. There's no such things as…
[The Foster's bus crashes through the boarded-up doors]
[steps out of the bus] Monster... monster... monster... [four imaginary friends all covered in plaster] GHOSTS!!!!! [faints]
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