Cheese quotes from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Cheese

[repeated line] I like chocolate milk.

Cheese

I pooted.

Madame Foster

Oh, he seems nice. What's his name, dear?

Mac

Cheese.

Madame Foster

What's that dear?

Mac

Cheese.

Madame Foster

I'm sorry?

Mac

Cheese! His name is Cheese!

Madame Foster

Oh.

Bloo

CHEESE?

Cheese

Yes.

Mac

No, not you, Cheese. Yes. Cheese.

Cheese

Yes.

Mac

Not you.

Bloo

Get outta here!

Mac

Come on, I brought Mom's drill.

Bloo

So?

Mac

We can paint flames on the sides.

Bloo

So?

Mac

We can ride down that huge hill on Mulberry Lane.

Bloo

Oh, Mac, you mean it?

Mac

Of course. Just like I promised.

Bloo

Oh, Mac, you're the best kid an imaginary friend could ever ha-CAN YOU GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME?!?

Cheese

Now I'm a horsey! Baa! Baa, now you're a horsey! Giddyap! [crashes into Bloo] ...This floor tastes funny.

Mac

Another time for the paint.

Bloo

Awesome. Super duper red hot rod flames.

Cheese

Bunnies.

Bloo

Hot rod flames.

Cheese

Bunnies.

Bloo

Hot rod flames.

Cheese

Bunnies.

Bloo

Hot rod flames.

Cheese

Bunnies.

Bloo

HOT ROD FLAMES!

Cheese

Bunnies.

Bloo

HOT... ROD... FLAMES!

Cheese

Bunnies.

Mac

QUIET!

Bloo

I don't know you anymore.

Mac

Shut up. At least the bunnies are on fire.

Cheese

Cocoa.

Coco

Coco coco coco?

Cheese

Cocoa!

Coco

Co, co, coco coco coco?

Cheese

COCOA!

Coco

Co co co co!

Cheese

[repeatedly] COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA!

Mr Herriman

Can I help you?

Cheese

[repeatedly] COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA!

Mr Herriman

Good heavens, not another thing!

Cheese

COCOA!

Frankie

Oh, no. Not another thing! [crashes] Bloo! This is yours. You try to watch him.

Bloo

Hey, Cheese, wanna play a real lame?

Cheese

I like games.

Cheese

Another game, another game, another game, another game, another game, another game another game, another game, another game, 'nother game...

Bloo

Hey, Cheese. You wanna play another game?

Cheese

[gasps] Yes!

Bloo

It's the excitingest, amazingest, funnest, awesomest game ever.

Cheese

Yes, yes!

Bloo

You wanna know what it's called?

Cheese

Yes, yes, YES!

Bloo

Okay, it's called... "Sit still and be quiet in the closet for the rest of eternity!" MWHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cheese

I like this game.

Bloo

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEE!!!! Where are you, little buddy?! Come on, little bro! Speak to me! Tell me you're alright! CHEESE!

Mac

Bloo, what's going on?

Bloo

Cheese! Speak to me! SPEAK TO ME!

Cheese

Yeah, I like potatoes.

Frankie

He was eating soap for me finding him.

Cheese

Potatoes smell like flowers.

Mr. Herriman

Now, let's see. "To program a new code, enter "star-5," master code code number 1 to 32, new four-digit code, the code-number is a double-digit from 1 to 32, press pound to return to ready." Oh my. [As he presses buttons on the keypad, one of the doors swing open and Cheese gets kicked out of Foster's]

Coco

Coco coco co, coco!

Madame Foster

Yeah, what she said!

Cheese

[inhales] Okay.

Frankie

[mumbles to Cheese to stop him from screaming] Rock-a-bye crazy on the treetop. When the wind blows, the cradle will destroy. When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall-

Cheese

Fall?! [screams]

Frankie

Oh, geez! Okay, um... Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his-

Cheese

Broke?! [screams]

Eduardo

I got this one! The itsy-bitsy spider-

Cheese

Spiders! [screams]

Frankie

Baa, baa, black sheep, have you-

Cheese

Sheep! [screams]

Mac

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake-

Cheese

Cake! [screams]

Coco

[to "Three Blind Mice"] Co-co-co, co-co-co-

Cheese

Coco! [screams]

Frankie

Quick, someone think of another song! Something that's not scary!

Bloo

I got one! Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, chopped-up baby birdies' feet. Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts floating in my ice cream. and I don't got a spoon.

Cheese

No spoon! [screams]

Bloo

[laughs] This is fun!

Frankie

[to Goo] You're a genius! [Goo smiles with satisfaction; runs up to Mac] Did you get it all?

Mac

[tired and exhausted] Yeah, I think I actually did!

Frankie

[with eyes tearing up with victory] Do it, Mac. Press "enter."

Cheese

Yeah! I like fishy crackers!

Frankie

[pulls to get the doors open but they're still locked and turns to Cheese; incredibly infuriated] YOU! If you had only listened to one of the thousand times I told you, [gets into his face] YOU…DON'T…LIVE…HERE! GO HOME!!!

Cheese

Cheese!

Frankie

[lowering herself to Louise's eye level] Please...listen to me. And listen carefully. I have had a crazy day. Now I can forget all about the sandwiches, dentists, courthouses, the brain-sucking aliens from the outer who-knows-where–

Cheese

Gotta go gotta go!

Frankie

–as long as I can find out one teeny-tiny little thing. Louise, where, WHERE DOES CHEESE HAVE TO GO?!

I don't know. Sometimes he just likes to go. [Cheese darts out of the apartment]

Cheese

[running into the city] Gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go–

See? Look at him go.

Frankie

[on the phone with her grandma] Yeah, Grandma, I'm on my way. No, I'll be there, in like, 15 minutes. No, I didn't get donuts yet.

Cheese

[running down on the sidewalk] Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go…

Frankie

Cheese, no, wait! [realizes and talks to herself; calmly] No. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

[offscreen] Oh no. Not today!

Frankie

[She walks to Cheese] Cheese, how many times do I have to tell you? You don't live here! Go home!

[to Cheese] Yeah!

Cheese

[He just stands there with a short silence, inhales] Okay. [He walks away and Frankie and Peas watches him leave]

Mac

I'm not moving away. It's just to another apartment in my building.

Mr. Herriman

Oh, did I fail to mention that key detail? My apologies, Master Blooregard. I do have a habit of doing that.

Mac

My mom got a promotion, and so we needed a bigger place so she can have a home office.

Bloo

[to Mr. Herriman] Then, what the heck were you talking about a tragedy?! [then to Mac] And you! All day, you've been saying Foster's is never gonna be the same after tomorrow. And it's your last chance to have one special day!

Mac

That's because I'm moving into my neighbor Louise's old apartment, except... Well... She's moving somewhere that doesn't allow imaginary friends. So...

Cheese

[appearing with suitcases] Ha, ha! Now we're brother roomies!

Wilt

I'm sorry, but this is NOT okay!

Cheese

[last lines; offscreen] Okay, bye, doggies!