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Bloo quotes from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Played by Keith Ferguson · 154 quotes · page 11 of 11

Bloo

Most-quoted character in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: in 154 of its 295 quotes
Most scenes with: Mac (83), Frankie Foster (51), Wilt (41)

Scenes with Bloo 144

What the heavens?! [He and Frankie then look back up at the open window to see Bloo and the others, looking back outside down at them]

What are you doing upstairs?!

Bloo

Chill out, Frankie, we didn't go through the first floor. We've been following all the rules.

Si! I even made my bed, so I can lie in it.

[threateningly] When I get back in there, you're all in deep trouble!

AAll

What?!

Bloo

This isn't fair! We didn't do anything wrong!

But it no matter because now there is the new rule! We get in trouble when Frankie gets inside!

Bloo

[gets an idea] You're right. [He is seen locking the back door] There, now we can't get in trouble.

[Bloo is seen standing inside of a wagon while Mac and the others are seen standing on the stairs looking out nervously at Frankie and Mr. Herriman, who are angrily banging on the door to be left in]

BLOO, YOU OPEN THIS DOOR THIS INSTANT!!!! OPEN UP!!!! I'M GONNA COUNT TO 10!!! 1, 2, BLOO!!!!!

Let us in this instant!! Bloo, open this door right now! When I get in there, they'll be in rules like you've never imagined!! Oh, my!

[concerned] Bloo, we have to let them back in.

Bloo

No way. All day, we've done everything Frankie asked of us, we haven't broken one rule.

What about you? You is on the first floor.

Bloo

But I'm not setting one foot on it, am I? [wiggles around in the wagon to demonstrate the loophole] Look, eventually, Frankie and Herriman will come to their senses and realize how well we're behaving. Why, I wouldn't be surprised if they're ready to apologize right now. [goes to unlock the door]

[angry] Bloo, you are so dead!!!

[angry] Master Blooregard, this is an utter outrage!!

Bloo

[re-locks the door] We'll give 'em a few more minutes.

[Outside, Frankie and Herriman are see banging on the door]

[exhausted] I can't believe it. He's really not letting us in.

Have no fear, Miss Frances. We shall return to our guests but momentarily. For I have a key. [pulls out multiple keys on a ring]

Awesome!

Now, if only I can remember which one it is. [tries one key] Oh, not that one. [tries another key] No, not that one. [tries another key] No, that is definitely wrong.

[Bloo arrives at the apartment building and sees Mac and Terrence bringing some boxes out of their apartment]

Hey, doofus, your box of junk is in my way!

Terrence, I can carry that. There's some fragile things inside!

Fragile, huh? [drops the box] Whoopsie!

[enraged] You big jerk!

Bloo

Who am I kidding? I can't kill Mac.

[last lines of the series]

I'm not moving away. It's just to another apartment in my building.

Oh, did I fail to mention that key detail? My apologies, Master Blooregard. I do have a habit of doing that.

My mom got a promotion, and so we needed a bigger place so she can have a home office.

Bloo

[to Mr. Herriman] Then, what the heck were you talking about a tragedy?! [then to Mac] And you! All day, you've been saying Foster's is never gonna be the same after tomorrow. And it's your last chance to have one special day!

That's because I'm moving into my neighbor Louise's old apartment, except... Well... She's moving somewhere that doesn't allow imaginary friends. So...

[appearing with suitcases] Ha, ha! Now we're brother roomies!

[Everyone screams in horror]

I'm sorry, but this is NOT okay!

[the show ends with the house slowly being erased as the beginning of the show's theme song plays in reverse]

[last lines; offscreen] Okay, bye, doggies!

[the credits roll with the left side showing a drawing of Mac and Bloo happily walking into the sunset with words above reading: "Thanks for watching!!" signed by Craig McCracken and Lauren Faust]

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