Frankie Foster quotes from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Frankie

[sharply] NO EATING IN THE CAR!

Frankie

Hi! I'm a stupid, lazy door! I'm stupid and lazy at least, I shan't try to OPEN UP because I can't try to OPEN UP! I won't try to OPEN UP because I don't care to try to OPEN UP!

Frankie

If you think I'm trying to clean this mess, YOU MAY SEE ANOTHER THING COMING!!!

Frankie

Enough! If you're not an imaginary friend, I want you out! That means you, and you, and you… and you! [points to Goofball] That's right, Goofball. I'm not washing anymore of your high school football jerseys! I'm not helping you with any more of your math homework, and I'm not buying any more groceries to feed your "growing boy appetite"! Because you are not an imaginary friend!

Frankie

Well, Goofball, I hate to say it, and I mean I really hate to say it, but I was wrong about you.

Frankie

Orlando! There you are, silly. I live over there!

Frankie

[pacing back and forth] Driving without a license, lying on a job application, destruction of personal property, destruction of public property, illegal use of toilet plungers and calling me a heifer! I mean, really, Bloo, don't you have anything to say for yourself?

Frankie

[on the phone with Madame Foster while driving] Look, Grandma, I went to the post office, picked up Mac and Bloo at the movies, and picked up Ed and Coco at the dentist! I don't have anything else to take care of, so I'm on my way!

Frankie

NEVER AGAIN! No concerts, EVER!!!

Frankie

You gave Mac candy, a lot of it! We may have been joking, but you've let loose a real monster! A sugar-crazed monster, on Halloween!

Frankie

[annoyingly walks over to Coco, hugging her mop] Coco! How many times do I have to tell you, my mop does not want to go out with you! Shoo! Shoo!

Frankie

[berating Bloo for leaving the refrigerator open; sharply] Bloo! Why did you leave the fridge open?!

Bloo

If I try to close it, I need to try to open it again.

Frankie

But all the food is spoiling for now!

Bloo

Hey, if you buy food too close to the expiration date, don't blame me.

Frankie

[facepalms in annoyance] Ugh.

Wilt

[enters the kitchen] Hey, Frankie. Is dinner almost ready?

Frankie

It was until Bloo here ruined all the food (after leaving the fridge open).

Wilt

Oh. Can I help?

Frankie

Yes, take Bloo and go order pizza for everyone. [glares down at Bloo] I need a fridge to start to clean.

Bloo

[to Mac] Well?

Mac

It's okay. [Bloo gives him a friendly punch in his arm]

Frankie

[to George Mucus] Now you know why you're not supposed to run around with Scissors? Scissors? Scissors?

Yeah?

Frankie

Scissors, what do you like to say?

I'm sorry.

Frankie

Okay, go play. Don't run!

Duchess

[over speaker] Frankie! FRANKIE! GET UP HERE NOW!

Frankie

Oh, man, one of these days there. [to Mac and Bloo] Sorry, guys, Her Royal Majesty calls. But don't worry, I'll get someone to show you around. Hold on a sec. Wilt? Tour, please! I'm really sorry, guys. Wilt will take care of you. But I'll try to meet up with you at the end of the tour, okay?

Duchess

[over speaker] FRANKIE!

Frankie

COMING!

Wilt

[talking to someone] I'm sorry, is that okay? You sure? Alright. Okay. Sorry anyway. [to Mac and Bloo] Hey, how ya doing? My name's Wilt. Yo, fellas? Hello? Oh, okay, I get it. It's cool, it's cool. I know I'm broken with a very wonky eye and the very stubby arm. Probably freaks you out, huh? But don't sweat it, I'll get someone else to--

You're tall.

Bloo

This place is crazy but very insane, I love it.

Frankie

Glad to hear it. I guess you dug the tour? Very cool, huh?

Bloo

The coolest. This place is perfect.

Mac

Yeah, it's just like Bloo said. With him living here, my favorite mom may feel happy if not, Terrence may leave me alone if not, and I can visit him every day. Our favorite problems are done or solved.

Frankie

Well, um. There is one place right for one little problem here.

Mac

What? Can't Bloo live here?

Frankie

Yes, but--

Bloo

For now, there is no prob at all, I stay here and Mac comes to see me every day. Deal done.

Frankie

Mac, Bloo, Foster's is a "foster" home. It's not a boarding house. If you leave Bloo here, you can't come see him, because he won't be yours anymore.

Mac

What?

Frankie

He will be put up for adoption, like everybody else here.

Bloo

ADOPTION?!

Wilt

Yeah. For one reason or another, we've been given up by our creators, and as much as we all love living here, what we really want is to be adopted by a new kid who needs an imaginary friend.

Bloo

Well then, forget it. As cool as this place is, adoption's not an option. Come on, Mac, let's go.

Mac

Wait.

Bloo

What? Come on, Mac, adoption?

Bloo

But--

Mac

But don't worry, I'm not giving you up. Just stay here until I can think of a better idea. If I come back tomorrow--

Frankie

He's still yours, but if a kid shows up and wants him, and you're not here, as long as he is adopted by bullies, he shall be there to adopt himself because he can adopt himself, and he will be there to adopt himself because he does know to adopt himself at least.

Mac

Okay.

Bloo

"Okay?" "OKAY?!"

Mac

Don't worry, I will be here. A hug? I umm...I got these uhh, Sorry. I'll be back. I promise.

Mr. Herriman

"I'll be back." Hmpf. If I had a carrot for each time I'd heard that, I'd be such a very fat rabbit. But don't worry, Master Bloo, you look like a fine imaginary friend and will certainly be snatched up by a new child in no time.