Wilt quotes from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Wilt

Sorry, but believe me. This hurts me more than it hurts you.

Wilt

Okay, that's it. I am putting my foot down. It's game time for the Wilt man. No people themselves.

Wilt

Wow, sorry. Was singing that bad?

Wilt

I'm sorry, but that is one deep toy chest.

Frankie

[berating Bloo for leaving the refrigerator open; sharply] Bloo! Why did you leave the fridge open?!

Bloo

If I try to close it, I need to try to open it again.

Frankie

But all the food is spoiling for now!

Bloo

Hey, if you buy food too close to the expiration date, don't blame me.

Frankie

[facepalms in annoyance] Ugh.

Wilt

[enters the kitchen] Hey, Frankie. Is dinner almost ready?

Frankie

It was until Bloo here ruined all the food (after leaving the fridge open).

Wilt

Oh. Can I help?

Frankie

Yes, take Bloo and go order pizza for everyone. [glares down at Bloo] I need a fridge to start to clean.

Duchess

[over speaker] Frankie! FRANKIE! GET UP HERE NOW!

Frankie

Oh, man, one of these days there. [to Mac and Bloo] Sorry, guys, Her Royal Majesty calls. But don't worry, I'll get someone to show you around. Hold on a sec. Wilt? Tour, please! I'm really sorry, guys. Wilt will take care of you. But I'll try to meet up with you at the end of the tour, okay?

Duchess

[over speaker] FRANKIE!

Frankie

COMING!

Wilt

[talking to someone] I'm sorry, is that okay? You sure? Alright. Okay. Sorry anyway. [to Mac and Bloo] Hey, how ya doing? My name's Wilt. Yo, fellas? Hello? Oh, okay, I get it. It's cool, it's cool. I know I'm broken with a very wonky eye and the very stubby arm. Probably freaks you out, huh? But don't sweat it, I'll get someone else to--

You're tall.

Wilt

Mac, Bloo, this is Eduardo. He's one of the sweetest imaginary friends here at Foster's. He couldn't try to hurt a fly.

Eduardo

Oh, sí, I'm too scared of them anyhow.

Wilt

Big, small, young, current, new, old.

Mr. Herriman

Why, I never.

Wilt

Happy, unhappy but sad, good, bad.

Duchess

Well, I never.

Bloo

And don't forget, silly, nervous, helpful.

Mac

And from now, blue.

Bloo

This place is crazy but very insane, I love it.

Frankie

Glad to hear it. I guess you dug the tour? Very cool, huh?

Bloo

The coolest. This place is perfect.

Mac

Yeah, it's just like Bloo said. With him living here, my favorite mom may feel happy if not, Terrence may leave me alone if not, and I can visit him every day. Our favorite problems are done or solved.

Frankie

Well, um. There is one place right for one little problem here.

Mac

What? Can't Bloo live here?

Frankie

Yes, but--

Bloo

For now, there is no prob at all, I stay here and Mac comes to see me every day. Deal done.

Frankie

Mac, Bloo, Foster's is a "foster" home. It's not a boarding house. If you leave Bloo here, you can't come see him, because he won't be yours anymore.

Mac

What?

Frankie

He will be put up for adoption, like everybody else here.

Bloo

ADOPTION?!

Wilt

Yeah. For one reason or another, we've been given up by our creators, and as much as we all love living here, what we really want is to be adopted by a new kid who needs an imaginary friend.

Bloo

Well then, forget it. As cool as this place is, adoption's not an option. Come on, Mac, let's go.

Mac

Wait.

Bloo

What? Come on, Mac, adoption?

Bloo

But--

Mac

But don't worry, I'm not giving you up. Just stay here until I can think of a better idea. If I come back tomorrow--

Frankie

He's still yours, but if a kid shows up and wants him, and you're not here, as long as he is adopted by bullies, he shall be there to adopt himself because he can adopt himself, and he will be there to adopt himself because he does know to adopt himself at least.

Mac

Okay.

Bloo

"Okay?" "OKAY?!"

Mac

Don't worry, I will be here. A hug? I umm...I got these uhh, Sorry. I'll be back. I promise.

Mr. Herriman

"I'll be back." Hmpf. If I had a carrot for each time I'd heard that, I'd be such a very fat rabbit. But don't worry, Master Bloo, you look like a fine imaginary friend and will certainly be snatched up by a new child in no time.

Look, stupid, you call this vicious?

Coco

Cocococococo! Co cocococo cococococo coco co cococo co co! Cococo cococo co CO CO!

Bloo

Exactly.

What? No, I don't want any cocoa, I just want Tiffany.

No, take me!/Take me, take me!

No. [to Wilt] You're so broken. [to Eduardo] You're a chicken, [to Coco] and you're ... a crazy chicken. [shows Bloo to Herriman] I want this dunderhead.

Mr. Herriman

Very well. [signs the paperwork]

[becomes sad about losing Bloo and fall on the floor] NO!

Frankie

Okay, folks, that’s enough. Look, I’m really sorry. I know you wanna help but you see that this little girl really wants Tif… I mean, Bloo and…

Bloo

[becomes sad] And I guess it’s true. Mac doesn't want her after all.

Mac

[offscreen] Shut up! [Bloo (along with Frankie, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, Mr. Herriman, Duchess, the millionaire daughter, and the millionaire mother and father) looks to see a little boy at the door] Don't want you, are you insane?

Bloo

[now happy] MAC!

Frankie

Now, just look what you know to do.

Coco

Co co cococococo. Co- co. Coco coco co!

Frankie

You go, girl.

Coco

Coo Co! Cocococococo. Coco coco coco. Cocococococococo coco coco co Coco co co. Coo Co! [pause] Coco!

Mac

I assume that had something to do with "If you're gonna show up late, you have to accept the consequences and your friend may have been adopted and you can't get him back and responsibility and blah blah blah blah blah." But that's just it! I'm late because the kid who adopted Bloo is a total jerk, 'cause-

Mr. Herriman

Master Mac! The young man who adopted Bloo, is by no means a jerk. Ahem, excuse me, a juvenile delinquent. He was, in fact, one of the greatest children, I have ever had the pleasure dealing with. And furthermore, if you're going to come in late, you may accept that--

Frankie

We've already been through that.

Mr. Herriman

What? Who?

Eduardo

Es Coco. She explained.

Mr. Herriman

And Master Mac understood her?

Wilt

Well, yeah, he is a smart kid.

Eduardo

Sí, he creates Bloo. He has good head on shoulders.

Mr. Herriman

Impressive. I guess the child is quite bright.

Wilt

Oh, yeah.

Eduardo

Sí.

Coco

Coco.

Frankie

Totally.

Mr. Herriman

Hm.

Wilt

Yup.

Eduardo

Muy bueno.

Coco

Coco!

Frankie

I'll say.

Mr. Herriman

Ah.

Wilt

Sure is.

Eduardo

It's true.

Coco

Coco.

Frankie

Right.

Mr. Herriman

Hm.

Mac

YES! Fine, we got it earlier, I'm a smart kid, okay? Great. But I like to do one thing I can figure out. I know for a fact that Bloo was not adopted by a nice kid, but instead he was adopted by my horrible older brother, Terrence, who locked me in a closet all day, so he can come here and get Bloo. The other problem is, Terrence is stupid. Not just stupid, but really stupid. He'd never be able to devise a good plan like this, so he must work with somebody. Somebody who does wanna get rid of Bloo once and for all. But what I can't figure out is who. Who would wanna get rid of Bloo?

Frankie

DUCHESS!

Mac

Alright, guys! Let's Bloo this!

Wilt

Aw, man. I'm sorry, but that was not okay.

Eduardo

Muy stinko.

Coco

Coco.

Terrence

Lame. So lame. That was stupider than me.

Bloo

Yeah, Mac. "Let's Bloo this?" C'mon, man. That's really stupid.

Frankie

JUST GET IN THE BUS!

Bloo

[to Coco] Not you!

Frankie

Get into the bus, get into the bus, GET INTO THE BUS! [the bus arrives at the mall] Come on, folks, we need to hurry.

Wilt

Frankie, wait.

Frankie

Wilt, I just said--

Wilt

Allow me. [tries to open the door]

Frankie

Oh, okay, thanks.

Oh, you are busted.

Eduardo

It's Madame Foster.

Bloo

What?

Mac

You busted her favorite bust.

Bloo

What?

Wilt

Herriman's prized possession.

Bloo

What?

Coco

Coco-coco-coco-co.

Wilt

She's wright. Herriman's totally gonna kill you.

Bloo

I don't believe this. I was in the clear, man. I was gonna stand here perfectly still all day. I wouldn't have broken anything. Then you guys come along with all your "no comprendo" and "I don't understand". Make me move and knock over stuff, and then what do you do? You turn on me. That stinks! Thanks a lot, guys.

Wilt

How about I say I did it?

Bloo

It's okay, guys. Forget it. It was me, me, not you, and I'm not letting any of you take the other blame. It's okay, I've had it, I'm going. I'm packing up, I'm trying to head out, and I'm making history.

Mac

Hold on there, Hobo Joe. Maybe we can do something?

Coco

Co-coco.

Mac

Fix it? How?

Eduardo

Coco es loco.

Bloo

No, she's wright, guys. Don't you see? Busting this bust is gonna get me as busted as anyone can get busted. So anything bad I do from now on is nothing, and if I need to break some rules so I can fix what I busted, maybe, just maybe, I won't end up getting busted at all. Come on, another time for plan A: fix it.

Uh, hi. My name is, uh, Bloppy Pants and I like to get adopted.

My favorite color is pink.

I like living on the edge! Fast cars and motorcycles! Yeah!

My likes are walks on the beach, dancing, new experiences, the outdoors.

Wilt

I'm not great. You can adopt one of the other awesome friends here.

My--my dislikes are rude people and broccoli.

Coco

Coco coco coco coco coco coco co! [kicks the camera]

I'm looking for someone who's rich and good-looking and in really great shape.

No losers, please.

Eduardo

[screams] What is that?! Get away, get away! It steal my soul.

I just want to love. [Bloo laughs]

Mac

Bloo, stop it. You're making everyone look dumb.

Bloo

Hey, they don't need my favorite help in that department.

Mac

Well, stop it, okay?