Terrence quotes from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Terrence

Wait, stop, I just wanna punch you!

Bloo

Watch your back, Mac! He's gaining on… Whoa!

Terrence

[punches a hole in the wall with his fist] Oooooh! I'm telling Mom!

Terrence

You... Bloofus! [laughs]

Bloo

Bloofus? Bloofus?

Mac

His name is Blooregard Q. Kazoo, and you know it, Terrence.

Bloo

Right, right, or Blooey, Bloo the Blue Dude, El Blooderino, or hey, how 'bout just Bloo? But come on, man, Bloofus? How stupid can you get?

Terrence

Look, no stupid imaginary friend of my stupid, little brother is currently gonna tell me how so stupid I hereby am forever, because I hereby know just how so stupid I... shut up!

Terrence

Mommy, Mommy! Mac and Bloo are mean to me! I was being a good boy looking after my sweet, little brother when all of a sudden his crazy, imaginary friend, Bloo went insane and started to tear the house apart! I tried to stop him but when Mac joined in, they started beating on me! If it weren't for you coming home, there's no telling what they should do to me and they would do to me! Oh, thank you for saving me, Mommy!

Mac

What?!

Bloo

That is not what happened here! Terrence--

Is the currentest and is in another charge of this house before I'm at home.

Terrence

Ha!

And I expect him to act like the oldest and set an available example by telling the truth.

Ha!

Terrence

But, Mommy, I was telling--

Terrence, you expect me to believe that a 13-year-old boy was overpowered by an 8-year-old and his cute little imaginary friend?

Bloo

Yeah, Mac's a wimp.

Mac

And Bloo's spineless.

Terrence

But, Mom…

[sighs] Terrence, I've just enjoyed a long day, and I'm too tired to try to deal with excellent answers everywhere. Just go to your favorite room. [Terrence grumbles as Mac and Bloo laugh] Mac, Bloo, that's enough.

Mac

But--

Bloo

Terrence--

Is not only one winner at his fault here. I'm fed up with three of you always fighting. We need to talk.

Bloo

Okay, sure. Come on, Mac.

No, Bloo. I need to talk to Mac alone.

Bloo

It's okay, Mac, I'll be right here. I'm not going anywhere.

Mac, now you know how tired I am of three of you fighting.

Mac

But it was Terrence. He always picks on me and tries to treat me like a baby.

And why do you think he does that?

Mac

Because he's a bad boy?

Well, yes, but, can you think about any reasons?

Mac

Uh…

Maybe because of Bloo?

Mac

Bloo? Why?

Because, Mac, you need to have your imaginary friend, and you're eight years old.

Mac

So what? Lots of kids have their own imaginary friends. You see them every day on the streets, or in the stores. You even had one when you were little.

Yes, since I hereby was becoming a little person, but by the other time since I hereby was enjoying an available age, I didn't unsee my imaginary friend anymore.

Mac

Who're you saying?

I think it's the other time you stopped getting rid of Bloo here earlier.

Mac

WHAT?!

I'm sorry, Mac, I just think it's another time. You need to grow up and be a big boy, and say hi to Bloo.

Mac

But, Mom, it's not fair! We're best friends. We'll be good. I-I-I'll keep him locked in my favorite room! Mom, PLEASE!

[sighs] Mac, no, stop it. This isn't about you being good or keeping Bloo locked up. The fact is, you're a big boy for now, and you're too young for him.

Mac

But--

My decision is final. You do need to stop getting rid of Bloo. I'm sorry, Mac. [tries to open the door and leaves as Bloo tries to fall on the floor] Oh, sorry, Bloo.

Terrence

[snickers] Hasta la bye-bye.

Terrence

[as Mac returns home while waiting in the dark] You are so busted. Coming home late, trying to get me in trouble? Well, your little plan didn't work awhile ago. Mom's not home yet. Where were you anyway, Stupid? What are those stupid eggs, Stupid? Where's that stupid little friend of yours now, you stupido? Mom told you to get rid of him. Oh, boy, if you didn't, you're gonna be so bus-

Mac

I was nowhere, they're nothing, and I took care of it! HAPPY?!

Terrence

So, Bloofus, prepare to come face to face with your… doom!

Duchess

Surprise! I bet you never guess it was me, and besides, I remember somebody who was behind this little scheme the other very entire time.

Mac

Alright, guys! Let's Bloo this!

Wilt

Aw, man. I'm sorry, but that was not okay.

Eduardo

Muy stinko.

Coco

Coco.

Terrence

Lame. So lame. That was stupider than me.

Bloo

Yeah, Mac. "Let's Bloo this?" C'mon, man. That's really stupid.

Mac

[to Bloo] Hey, isn't this why everybody knows this thing started?

Bloo

Yeah, all except for–

Terrence

Wait, stop, I just wanna punch you!

Bloo

Just like very old times.

Terrence

That's it! I need… pizza!

[appearing next to him] Howdy-doo, I love you. [Terrence eats him]

Terrence

Okay, now it's time for you to do what you were created to do: smash Bloo! You got it?

Yeah, yeah. Smash Bloo.

Terrence

That's my boy. Now go, get Bloo.

Terrence

Oh, man. This is gonna to be so rad.

Got Bloo.

Terrence

That was fast.

[holds up flower] Smash Bloo.

Terrence

What?

[sniffs flower] Mmm. Bloo smash pretty.

Terrence

Thanks for breaking my fall, you sissy horse. [gets thrown into the imaginary bees' beehive] Ew, gross. I'm all sticky.[the swarm of bees sting and chase after him] Ow! Ow! Ow! Buzz off! Ow! Ow! Ow, it hurts!

Bloo

Relax, it'll only hurt for a week!

Terrence

I'm counting on it.

Mac

I'm telling Mom!

Mac

[to Frankie] If it's not trouble, Frankie, can you forward my postcards to Bloo's new home after he gets adopted?

Frankie

What? Where're you going?

Mac

Oh, you know, Singapore.

Singapore?!

Mac

Yeah, my favorite mom can't stand Duchess living next door to us anymore, so we're moving to Singapore. Didn't Terrence tell you?

Terrence

Uh... um... As they say in Wisconsin: Sayonara! [dashes away]

Mac, honey, wake up.

Terrence

Yeah, it's Christmas, dork!

[annoyed] Terrence.

Mac

[smacks his lips, yawn, and gets out his bed, looking outside of the snowy neighborhood from the window] All right, Santa, show me what you got.

Come on, Mac!

Terrence

[carrying a present] Come and get your presents from Santa, loser.

Mac

[screaming loudly] STOP, STOP, STOP AND BE QUIET, YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE EVERYBODY UP!!!

Terrence

[off-screen] What is going on?

Terrence

I didn't do it! Must've been Mac's friends, that's how they got in the house!

What friends?

Terrence

His imaginary ones. He had 'em all over last night. There was the purple Spanish one, and this red guy with one arm, and this girl and airplane-bird thing riding a bicycle all over the living room, and Bloo was back too! Mac didn't give him up at all! [smiling with confidence]

[unconvinced] Terrence, you're grounded. [walks off]