Bloo quotes from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Thank goodness the internet does not offer anyone any privacy.

I never would have guessed Wilt and his creator were in...Japan!

So, who else wanted first class?

Bloo

[off-screen] GODZILLA! WILT'S CREATOR IS GODZILLA!

Frankie

[off-screen; irritated] WILL YOU GIVE IT A REST ALREADY?!

Eduardo

[in tears] I can't believe all those people saw my tushy! Now everyone knows I'm fat! They all know now!

Bloo

I'm a hero, Mac. A hero! History will vindicate me!

Mac

[annoyed] You are such a doofus.

Coco

Coco coco co coco!

Jackie

I did give him a sandwich! A knuckle sandwich. I said, "let's get sandwiches," not "I'll buy you a sandwich, you freeloader." [Madame Foster smirks at him] Shut up.

Eduardo

Um, who are we meeting with again?

Frankie

We're not meeting with anybody, it's called a "Swap Meet." It's where people go to sell... [sarcastically referring to all the objects in the bus] a few things.

Madame Foster

Hey! How else are we gonna have room in the house for all the junk we're gonna buy unless we unload all this junk on some unsuspecting sap?

Bloo

Yeah, but why do we have to go so early? Better yet, why do we have to go at all?

Mac

Aw, come on, Bloo. Try and have a better attitude. It'll be fun! There's all kinds of cool things to buy.

Frankie

Yeah, you might find something you really like. [Bloo falls down his seat]

Mac

Yeah, like a brain. [Everyone laughs except Bloo]

Frankie

No, seriously, they have those. In little glass jars.

Madame Foster

[shows Bloo the brain in a glass jar] Ten bucks!

Bloo

[walking up to Madame Foster as an elder] Are you ready to leave yet? I've got to get to the Vomit Comet before Mac! [turns her chair around, revealing her skeleton]

Madame Foster

Oh, no! There'll be no leaving. In fact, you won't be leaving ever again, buddy! [cackles evilly]

Bloo

[pounding on the door, desperately trying to get Mac's attention] MAC! MAC! HEY, OVER HERE! BUDDY!

Mac

[points to him] Ha!

Bloo

MAC, YOU GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME THIS INSTANT! MADAME FOSTER HAS ME TRAPPED IN HERE! YOU GOTTA SAVE ME!

Bloo

It's... It's... [Frankie smacks Bloo with a board] Ow!

Frankie

Bloo! I said it's time to go. Now get on the bus!

Bloo

No! You can't make me! I'm meant to be in here!

Bloo

That all you got?

Mr. Herriman

No, there's one more.

Fluffer Nutter

That's it! [throws drumsticks] There aren't going to be any shark uniforms, instrument changes, cats, or anything like that! We are "Pizza party!"

Bloo

Right right. We are Pizza Party. And...?

Fluffer Nutter

No, Bloo, we are! And Bloppy Pants is our singer!

Bloo

Bloppy Pants?!

Um...yeah. I'm...I'm...I'm- I'm the singer. Sorry, Bloo. [Walks away to the Pizza Party]

Bloo

What're you saying?

You...Um...[whispering] not part of the um... uh-band.

Bloo

Whaaaat? But why?

[talking normally] Well, i-i-it's just because... well...

Yogi Boo Boo

YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! [covers his mouth] Oops!

Bloo

Ruin everything?! Whaaaa!? but-

Fluffer Nutter

No buts, Bloo. We're sorry, but you are out.

Actually, um... You never quite were [clears throat] in.

Bloo

I- Well, that's the other manner all of you feel?

YES!

Bloo

Fine! [knocks down the microphone on his favorite side out] I didn't want to be in your crummy band anyhow! [slams the door and sits outside]

Bloo

[angry about Boomer, while he has Bloo's tickets] You...Bono! Those are my tickets!

It's Boomer. And now they're mine.

Bloo

You have to? So who are you taking please be me, please be me, please be me, please be me, please be me!

Madame Foster

Need a ride?

Yeah, cool!

Eduardo, come here and safe me. I am not a Zombie yet.

Eduardo

Paco?

Bloo

Oh, come on, he's not that-

Bloo

My idea, my idea, this was all my idea. Whoop! Whoop! Yeah! Woo-hoo!

Frankie

Oh, really?

Bloo

I meant Ed. Ed did it! His fault!

Frankie

Uh-huh? Mac, get him out of my sight.

Mac

My pleasure. [takes Bloo away; annoyed] I told you it was a stupid idea.

Bloo

Shut up.

Mr. Herriman

Blue Blazes!

Bloo

And so it begins. [Bloo puts Mr. Herriman in a sack and kidnaps him]

Mr. Herriman

[after hanging out with Bloo at Tijuana, where the two are situated by a cliff near the city] So Master Blooregard, are you ready to relent allow me return to Fosters' and my beloved binky back?

Bloo

No! I can break you... I know I can!

Bloo

You will have fun even if it he kills me!

Mr. Herriman

Oh now you've gone too far, as much as I've disliked our extended excursion, I do not wish you to sacrifice yourself in order to please me.

Bloo

It is an expression geez! you take everything you do seriously! You take yourself way to seriously, you need to learn how to laugh at yourself.

Mac

No fair, you can't load your squirt gun with mud!

Bloo

Sorry, Mac! You shouldn't have brought a water pistol to a mud fight! [gets some mud thrown at his face]

Mac

Mud grenade!

Frankie

CEASE FIRE! [gets her face covered in mud; steaming up angrily] That's it. [grabs her mop, lets out a battle cry, and chases them around the foyer]

Mr. Herriman

YOU!

Bloo

Me?

Mr. Herriman

I know you became up no good, Master Blooregard!

Bloo

Me?! But it was all of them! They pulled a PRANK ON ME! I'm totally innocent!

Mr. Herriman

Oh, please, Master Blooregard, three of these people did never do anything wrong unless you make them. [faces Bloo] You expect me to believe THEY'RE the other causes of all of this?!

Bloo

Yes! I didn't do anything! I'm totally innocent!

Room service for, uh, Bloo?

Mr. Herriman

THAT DOES IT! [takes Bloo to somewhere] I am putting you some reason why you can try to cause no tomfoolery!

Bloo

You felt all of it wrong! It was them... them I'm telling you! they tried to prank me with the door and the bucket! You're letting them getting away from it! I'm innocent, innocent I tell you!